Post-rapture head count

[concrete]

Everybody still here after the rapture please raise your hand!

Comments

[metagnat]

Maybe we've all been brought into being post-rapture with a set of false memories to account for any discrepancies between our immediate situation and our state of mind.

[veek]

Alas and alack, I am still here! Woe. Now I'll have to find another god to believe in.q