Comments | condoleezzarice: The freakiest midget EVER.

condoleezzarice

The freakiest midget EVER.

Feb 08, 2005 20:16

( Don't say I didn't warn you. )

Comments 8

anonymous February 8 2005, 20:16:21 UTC

Sister,

Excellent work.

With respect,
Brother.

gagreflex69 February 8 2005, 23:43:36 UTC

YES!

There's Nothing Midge About That. gagreflex69 February 9 2005, 07:21:31 UTC

I just pooped a hammer.

Totally Grossed,
Sister

twofortheshow February 9 2005, 12:40:06 UTC

Wow. And I thought I had seen it all.

Tiny Buccaneers anonymous February 23 2005, 06:16:18 UTC

It was horrible! They were everywhere, and unlike normal midgets who are usually bright and clever and fun to be around, these midget pirates with their beady little eyes, and sharp teeth bore down on us like fierce sharks in a feeding frenzy of blood, slashing at us with their swords gutting our bellies, poking our bums clipping our knees. We knew not what to do, for the captain was nowhere to be found. WHERE WAS THE CAPTAIN? WHERE WAS THE CAPTAIN? WHERE WAS THE CAPTAIN?

Captain Hamton and His Midget Pirates condoleezzarice February 23 2005, 18:29:31 UTC

Yeah, The Aquabats are pretty great.

Duh.

Who is this?

wtf. anonymous February 24 2005, 16:51:20 UTC

Who the F do you think it is?

By the way... I was flipping channels on the tele and caught your favorite show Smallville. You're right. Total Lex Luther.

Blah.

Don't you WTF me! condoleezzarice February 25 2005, 13:07:53 UTC

Sister?

I remember saying that someone looked like Lex Luther... but I can't remember who...

Are you going to BONNAROO??? Cause I might be going.