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[conductyourself]

I need a mallet.

I could probably use some ether, as well, but there was not any at the grocery store and so I am afraid I shall have to do without.

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[pharles_at_life]

I have a mallet downstairs. Take good care of it?

[conductyourself]

I was hoping you would have one. No, the objects it needs to be applied to are portable, so I can just bring them down there.

[pharles_at_life]

All right. What are you breaking?

[conductyourself]

Nothing, would you believe?

[eagleofautozam]

A mallet…?

[Laughs]

That is an unusual object to ask the Network for.

[conductyourself]

I suppose a hammer would do, as well.

[eagleofautozam]

Are you building or destroying?

Several people have been complaining about that song…
[Maybe Clef had snapped ]

[conductyourself]

None of the above.

Surely you are not implying that I would commit vandalism, Commander Vision?

[cry_reaper]

Copious amounts of alcohol may have the effect you desire, Clef.

[conductyourself]

I do not necessarily desire unconsciousness followed by a splitting headache.

[cry_reaper]

The song is much funnier after a few drinks, trust me.

[antipillar]

[Lantis is just kind of staring at you, Clef. Just like this.]

[conductyourself]

[ Is just like. What.

... Okay, the part about the grocery store was a little silly. He did not actually expect to find ether there. ]

... I don't need the ether that badly.

[antipillar]

May I ask why you need a mallet, Guru Clef?

[conductyourself]

You may ask, but... [ 'I don't think I shall answer' was what he thought of saying, but it seems so mean.

Lantis would probably wibble or something. And that's not something you want to watch. ]

... Nothing very interesting, I promise.