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[confiteor]

Nothing much.
They were playing Ian Dury in Asda, I got down with my bad self all up the cornflake aisle.
I spent £5 dyeing my roots ginger (Suffering from the curse of Black That Would Not Die, currently.)
I have to go and ply people with my CV now.
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[tapedeck]

You heard Ian Dury and thought of me. ADMIT IT.

[fornikate]

CV?

[confiteor]

Curriculum Vitae... Resumé?

[fornikate]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
*licks you*

Meh.

[warehousedan]

Ian Dury is in Judge Dredd. He gives a realistic portrayal of a futuristic gun salesman who dies within two minutes of being introduced.