- We should get something for being here a year, really.
- An ulcer?
- I'm sorry to disturb you -
- It's okay, I was disturbed already.
- That's M for Manchester, Q for Dyslexic -
*slaps leg*
(I'm not doing any work today, I stayed 'till 6.30 yesterday so I think that's reasonable. Instead I'm seeing how much caffeine I can consume without someone having to get me down from the ceiling with a broom, and surreptitiously adding to my very-nearly-comprehensive potboiler - Why Steve Is A Tool - Vol I. Maybe later I'll buy myself a spinach and chickpea pastie-wrap thing and eat it on the bus. That is all.)