Carol Singers Will Be Violated

[confiteor]

Anyway, this Christmas lark.

... John got me an absolute bastardload of fantastic stuff, for which I am going to do something nice/culinary/sexually deviant/all of the above. Highlights of which;

Knives. (For chopping, slicing, gutting and hygienic disposal of Steve. Also, cookery)
Blue fairy lights.
Legend of Zelda for the GBA, or one of the

Comments

[no_offenc]

And your MSN ain't working either, liek.

[lkvy]

Suggestion #1-

"my t-shirt can kick your t-shirt's ass"

#2-

"my other t-shirt is funnier"

HAHAHAHAHA OH MY, I SLAY ME.

[fornikate]

KNIVES!