to pee, or not to pee

[confuse_myworld]

You have to understand this fact about me if you are to appreciate the story I’m about to tell you all, dear online friends:

When I come home from work, I’m exhausted if the day’s activities have been extremely rigorous, as was today. That being said, I should not be held responsible for my actions. Take my shower, for example

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[scorpionbreeze]

As for why you smell like alcohol after work, clearly you sweat beer.

[scorpionbreeze]

Also, this post officially made you my hero.

[confuse_myworld]

No wonder all the town drunks like to lick me at night...

[gestapodreams]

Oh, ew. Honey, even a good cigar can't redeem that mental image. XD

[confuse_myworld]

How bout a few shots o' Jack?

[anonymous]

Buck...this is Mrs. O. I need to talk with you about a party. Or get ahold of Aaron or Allison....Please

[anonymous]

Party @ Mom O's for the kids who are moving...please come Sunday 21st @ 5:00..let me know if you can come.
Mom O

[lessthanme33]

haha