Confused Fur:
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Master of Cow Mining Ceremonies (Can't think of anything witty right now. Deal with it.) says:
hello there
CF the CAT (my new favourite acronym) says:
you late be upping, are
CF the CAT (my new favourite acronym) says:
i grammar be badding now
CF the CAT (my new favourite acronym) says:
sorry it is that i am
Master of Cow Mining Ceremonies (Can't think of anything witty right now. Deal with it.) says:
I not late be upping, are, or whatever
Master of Cow Mining Ceremonies (Can't think of anything witty right now. Deal with it.) says:
I'm in Australia
Master of Cow Mining Ceremonies (Can't think of anything witty right now. Deal with it.) says:
it's half past two in the afternoon
Master of Cow Mining Ceremonies (Can't think of anything witty right now. Deal with it.) says:
and the sun is shining
CF the CAT (my new favourite acronym) says:
damn...
Master of Cow Mining Ceremonies (Can't think of anything witty right now. Deal with it.) says:
and stuff
CF the CAT (my new favourite acronym) says:
no it isn't
CF the CAT (my new favourite acronym) says:
look closely, that's not the sun...
Master of Cow Mining Ceremonies (Can't think of anything witty right now. Deal with it.) says:
by god you're right
Master of Cow Mining Ceremonies (Can't think of anything witty right now. Deal with it.) says:
it's just a big mass of enclosing blackness, now...
CF the CAT (my new favourite acronym) says:
try saying "mindrinoftititoff" aloud, right now...
Master of Cow Mining Ceremonies (Can't think of anything witty right now. Deal with it.) says:
..yes?
CF the CAT (my new favourite acronym) says:
was it any good?
Master of Cow Mining Ceremonies (Can't think of anything witty right now. Deal with it.) says:
it's ... mindrinofftastic..
Master of Cow Mining Ceremonies (Can't think of anything witty right now. Deal with it.) says:
took a few times
CF the CAT (my new favourite acronym) says:
i'm field testing it...
CF the CAT (my new favourite acronym) says:
for the army
Master of Cow Mining Ceremonies (Can't think of anything witty right now. Deal with it.) says:
I see
Master of Cow Mining Ceremonies (Can't think of anything witty right now. Deal with it.) says:
ah
Master of Cow Mining Ceremonies (Can't think of anything witty right now. Deal with it.) says:
yes
CF the CAT (my new favourite acronym) says:
... top secret r&d
Master of Cow Mining Ceremonies (Can't think of anything witty right now. Deal with it.) says:
you must make sure it'ssafe
Master of Cow Mining Ceremonies (Can't think of anything witty right now. Deal with it.) says:
this is funny....
Master of Cow Mining Ceremonies (Can't think of anything witty right now. Deal with it.) says:
I translated a german site
CF the CAT (my new favourite acronym) says:
whoops
Master of Cow Mining Ceremonies (Can't think of anything witty right now. Deal with it.) says:
and it says as one of it'spromotional things...
CF the CAT (my new favourite acronym) says:
yes?
Master of Cow Mining Ceremonies (Can't think of anything witty right now. Deal with it.) says:
er...
Master of Cow Mining Ceremonies (Can't think of anything witty right now. Deal with it.) says:
hold on a second
Master of Cow Mining Ceremonies (Can't think of anything witty right now. Deal with it.) says:
see our offers new of tie-clipkind
Master of Cow Mining Ceremonies (Can't think of anything witty right now. Deal with it.) says:
I wonder if it lost anything in translation
CF the CAT (my new favourite acronym) says:
ahhh, germans... in should doubt it did
Master of Cow Mining Ceremonies (Can't think of anything witty right now. Deal with it.) says:
oh wait
Master of Cow Mining Ceremonies (Can't think of anything witty right now. Deal with it.) says:
no
Master of Cow Mining Ceremonies (Can't think of anything witty right now. Deal with it.) says:
the full thing is
CF the CAT (my new favourite acronym) says:
ja?
Master of Cow Mining Ceremonies (Can't think of anything witty right now. Deal with it.) says:
Here you see now a tiny preview on our offer of tie-clip kind you look for animated Gifs then click here
Master of Cow Mining Ceremonies (Can't think of anything witty right now. Deal with it.) says:
the site is called
Master of Cow Mining Ceremonies (Can't think of anything witty right now. Deal with it.) says:
Deutschlands grosstes Archir
Master of Cow Mining Ceremonies (Can't think of anything witty right now. Deal with it.) says:
it's fascinating...
Master of Cow Mining Ceremonies (Can't think of anything witty right now. Deal with it.) says:
they have a link to tie-clip kind!
Master of Cow Mining Ceremonies (Can't think of anything witty right now. Deal with it.) says:
oh! clipart
CF the CAT (my new favourite acronym) says:
haha i thought it might be that...
CF the CAT (my new favourite acronym) says:
since it went on to talk about GIFs...
Master of Cow Mining Ceremonies (Can't think of anything witty right now. Deal with it.) says:
yes...
CF the CAT (my new favourite acronym) says:
so... if you're upside-down... how is the change staying in your pockets?
Master of Cow Mining Ceremonies (Can't think of anything witty right now. Deal with it.) says:
our pockets have special coin-magnetism stuff lining them
CF the CAT (my new favourite acronym) says:
that's lucky... and when you go outside... i presume that you, and all the wildlife, etc. are attached to the ground somehow to stop you from falling off and making a mess of various satellite's fligt paths...
Master of Cow Mining Ceremonies (Can't think of anything witty right now. Deal with it.) says:
yes
CF the CAT (my new favourite acronym) says:
how exactly does that work, though?
Master of Cow Mining Ceremonies (Can't think of anything witty right now. Deal with it.) says:
we all wear super strong magnetic boots
Master of Cow Mining Ceremonies (Can't think of anything witty right now. Deal with it.) says:
which are attracted to the metal centre ofthe earth's core
CF the CAT (my new favourite acronym) says:
wow, you guys have it all worked out...
CF the CAT (my new favourite acronym) says:
what happened before they invented magnetism, i wonder?
Master of Cow Mining Ceremonies (Can't think of anything witty right now. Deal with it.) says:
... I dunno
Master of Cow Mining Ceremonies (Can't think of anything witty right now. Deal with it.) says:
maybe they had some pulley arrangement..
CF the CAT (my new favourite acronym) says:
maybe hooks one their boots...
CF the CAT (my new favourite acronym) says:
but sand isn't very hooky...
Master of Cow Mining Ceremonies (Can't think of anything witty right now. Deal with it.) says:
yes
CF the CAT (my new favourite acronym) says:
maybe it was all velcro...
Master of Cow Mining Ceremonies (Can't think of anything witty right now. Deal with it.) says:
well
Master of Cow Mining Ceremonies (Can't think of anything witty right now. Deal with it.) says:
maybe it was
CF the CAT (my new favourite acronym) says:
but they covered it with sand
Master of Cow Mining Ceremonies (Can't think of anything witty right now. Deal with it.) says:
maybe
CF the CAT (my new favourite acronym) says:
that makes sense
Master of Cow Mining Ceremonies (Can't think of anything witty right now. Deal with it.) says:
yes
Master of Cow Mining Ceremonies (Can't think of anything witty right now. Deal with it.) says:
it does
Master of Cow Mining Ceremonies (Can't think of anything witty right now. Deal with it.) says:
blinding sense, really
CF the CAT (my new favourite acronym) says:
you should obviously start a velco mine
CF the CAT (my new favourite acronym) says:
obviously
Master of Cow Mining Ceremonies (Can't think of anything witty right now. Deal with it.) says:
obviously
Master of Cow Mining Ceremonies (Can't think of anything witty right now. Deal with it.) says:
I could make millions
CF the CAT (my new favourite acronym) says:
not just that, you could be a charity organisation with your surplus...
CF the CAT (my new favourite acronym) says:
bringing velcro to those poor benighted third world countries that need it so badly
Master of Cow Mining Ceremonies (Can't think of anything witty right now. Deal with it.) says:
like botswana
CF the CAT (my new favourite acronym) says:
i was thinking more... how to say... made up countries... like fillie-offu land...
CF the CAT (my new favourite acronym) says:
that way you can secretly keep it and sell it for extra profit
Master of Cow Mining Ceremonies (Can't think of anything witty right now. Deal with it.) says:
oh yes
Master of Cow Mining Ceremonies (Can't think of anything witty right now. Deal with it.) says:
Krazmenayahland needs velcro I've heard
Master of Cow Mining Ceremonies (Can't think of anything witty right now. Deal with it.) says:
their emperor lives in my basement
Master of Cow Mining Ceremonies (Can't think of anything witty right now. Deal with it.) says:
he told me
Master of Cow Mining Ceremonies (Can't think of anything witty right now. Deal with it.) says:
waiiittt... I don't HAVE a basement!
CF the CAT (my new favourite acronym) says:
he tricked you!!!
CF the CAT (my new favourite acronym) says:
the bastard
CF the CAT (my new favourite acronym) says:
declare war!!
Master of Cow Mining Ceremonies (Can't think of anything witty right now. Deal with it.) says:
I will1
Master of Cow Mining Ceremonies (Can't think of anything witty right now. Deal with it.) says:
!, even
Master of Cow Mining Ceremonies (Can't think of anything witty right now. Deal with it.) says:
I'm sending a fart bomb tied to a paper plane now
CF the CAT (my new favourite acronym) says:
they shall feel your methane-based wrath
Master of Cow Mining Ceremonies (Can't think of anything witty right now. Deal with it.) says:
damn them
Master of Cow Mining Ceremonies (Can't think of anything witty right now. Deal with it.) says:
DAMMMNNNN THEEEEMMM!
CF the CAT (my new favourite acronym) says:
hmm... having solved your life's problems and made you a multimillionaire, i shal now turn my gaze of magnificence upon myself and construct a similarly byzantine cash spinning enterprise
Master of Cow Mining Ceremonies (Can't think of anything witty right now. Deal with it.) says:
but there's nothing profitable in england.
Master of Cow Mining Ceremonies (Can't think of anything witty right now. Deal with it.) says:
I mean
Master of Cow Mining Ceremonies (Can't think of anything witty right now. Deal with it.) says:
er
Master of Cow Mining Ceremonies (Can't think of anything witty right now. Deal with it.) says:
*cough*
Master of Cow Mining Ceremonies (Can't think of anything witty right now. Deal with it.) says:
emm
Master of Cow Mining Ceremonies (Can't think of anything witty right now. Deal with it.) says:
there IS!
Master of Cow Mining Ceremonies (Can't think of anything witty right now. Deal with it.) says:
yes, that's what I meant.
CF the CAT (my new favourite acronym) says:
aharrr matey, that be my problem...
CF the CAT (my new favourite acronym) says:
let me think about it logically...
CF the CAT (my new favourite acronym) says:
what is there lots of, that people don't use much...
CF the CAT (my new favourite acronym) says:
the answer being, of course, pigeons...
CF the CAT (my new favourite acronym) says:
so, if i create a shrinko ray, i can make a profitable airline using homing pigeons
CF the CAT (my new favourite acronym) says:
that way everyone can escape england
CF the CAT (my new favourite acronym) says:
and bring love to the universe
Master of Cow Mining Ceremonies (Can't think of anything witty right now. Deal with it.) says:
er... a shrinko ray?
CF the CAT (my new favourite acronym) says:
yes...
Master of Cow Mining Ceremonies (Can't think of anything witty right now. Deal with it.) says:
wouldn't you need like a ... growo ray?
CF the CAT (my new favourite acronym) says:
no, i shrink the people... a growo-ed pigeon would not have the proportional strength to lift it's, now increased, mass off the ground...
Master of Cow Mining Ceremonies (Can't think of anything witty right now. Deal with it.) says:
yes... but...shrunken people would be small
Master of Cow Mining Ceremonies (Can't think of anything witty right now. Deal with it.) says:
and often squished
CF the CAT (my new favourite acronym) says:
darwinism at work, baby...
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