Maybe she's putting her furniture in another room that has extra space or is losing a person, in a creepy passive-aggressive moving out slowly kind of way. Not likely, considering the waiting lists and general tight fit at the dorms, but maybe she found a spot. I say wait until she's in the doorway and then slam the door so it *does* hit her ass on the way out. Hard. Plus, if she can't take girl-on-girl anime, she'd never deign to set foot in Sacred Sword, so you totally win in the axe department. Seriously, is there any way to say "Look. This is not the way to do this"?
a solution, maybe.velenobelloSeptember 3 2005, 00:27:02 UTC
use a nail file to strategically wear select portions of the seam on the butt of her jeans. maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon, she will be terribly embarrassed and your passive-aggressive side will feel much better. also, perhaps you could replace her toothpaste with foot creme, a la amelie?
Sounds fun, but what if roommate-bitch catches Lari in the act? In that chick's mind, she's probably suspect enough for watching animated girls kissing. Butt-filing will automatically get put under C for "crazy lesbian" behavior. flymonk321 suggests that Lari could start chanting and pretending it's voodoo if caught. That might work ^_^
Also, depending on how you want to handle this, you could get someone to pose as your significant other. I could get Johnny or Mark to do it if you wanted to ease her mind, and you could ask Ann if you wanted to make the situation crazier ^_^
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also, perhaps you could replace her toothpaste with foot creme, a la amelie?
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can you tell i'm mischievous today?
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