Comments | conga_chili: A head and a couple shoe sizes short of BRATZ

conga_chili

A head and a couple shoe sizes short of BRATZ

Mar 16, 2009 14:20

This isn't nearly as bad as I thought it would be, but!! presenting.... The new and IMPROVED Dora the explorer!! (or...Dora for tweens)

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quirkybird March 16 2009, 22:46:10 UTC

Boo. The fashion doll-ishness is icky.

sleepfighter March 16 2009, 22:48:21 UTC

The only reason I can think of to "update" the design is because she's been around since I was in high school which...damn, okay, nine years almost, I guess it's time. BUT WHAT THE HELL LIPSTICK why must you be on the pictures of things for girls. :(

peteyfrogboy March 16 2009, 22:58:04 UTC

When I reimagined Dora as an angsty twentysomething urban fantasy heroine it wasn't half as disturbing as that.

shamzmam March 16 2009, 23:58:15 UTC

DORA THE EXPLORER
OF HER OWN BUDDING SEXUALITY

grimmhooke March 17 2009, 15:08:59 UTC

I thought of something very similar to this. XD

Seriously, I wish they'd kept that tomboy look she had going. :/

ruggels March 17 2009, 00:06:29 UTC

The curse of the Brand Managers. at least she started as a little kid other than that horrifyingly boring Muppet Babies. But dang that' is so caloculated.. and Lifeless. For tweens? Well I gess she's not going to ealk int he woods any more, or let the animals touch her clothes lest they get holes or dirt on them. so in another 10 years she will be a Highschool Graduate with a car, a boyfriend, and .. what?

Scott