Nitro AIM Log 8/7/09
This started as a result of the pair of us reading a death-fic, and devolved from there. We were supposed to continue, but we never did. >.>
Gojyo: *IS ALIVE*
Hakkai: *sldkfjaklsdfjCLING* :<
Gojyo: ....What? *confused*
Hakkai: *realizes what he's doing* Um. Nothing. I'm sorry. *shifty*
Gojyo: What's wrong?
Hakkai: *adjusts his glasses and looks away* Nothing's wrong.
Gojyo: *tugs him closer* If you say so.
Hakkai: ...*lets himself be tugged*
Gojyo: What, you think I'd complain about a hug from my best friend~?
Hakkai: ...*smiles a little*
Gojyo: You're kind of an idiot, y'know that?
How could I not, when you're so fond of telling me?
Gojyo: You need to hear it, or your ego'll get too big.
Hakkai: I have an ego?
Gojyo: You do.
Hakkai: Ah.
Gojyo: ...Wasn't expecting you to find me again this soon, though.
Hakkai: ...Why not?
Gojyo: Didn't set anything on fire yet.
Hakkai: Were you planning to?
Gojyo: ...I don't do it on purpose, Hakkai! It just happens!
Hakkai: I know.
Gojyo: Probably the kitchen appliances getting old or something. Could happen to anyone.
Hakkai: It could.
Gojyo: Exploding saké bottles have nothing to do with it.
Hakkai:...what.
Gojyo: ...Nothing.
Hakkai: What exploding saké bottles?
Gojyo: ...No exploding saké bottles.
Hakkai: Why would you bring up exploding sake bottles if there were none?
Gojyo: ....Um.
Hakkai: "Um"?
Gojyo: Hypothetical exploding saké bottles.
Hakkai: ...
...I was trying to heat up a bottle of saké, okay?
Hakkai: ...by boiling it?
Gojyo: I wasn't gonna boil it, I just forgot.
Hakkai: ...you forgot it.
Gojyo: Well, I was cooking, and I realised I didn't have all the spices I needed, so I went to find 'em, and then I found this magazine...
Hakkai: *realizes he's just repeating key phrases at this point, but can't quite bring himself to stop* You were cooking.
Gojyo: I was hungry!
Hakkai: Hungry enough to wander off and get distracted?
Gojyo: I needed the freakin' spices.
Hakkai: *sighs, realizing this is pointless* Ah.
Gojyo: ...What.
Hakkai: *shakes his head* Nothing.
Gojyo: *eyeroll* What.
Hakkai: *soft smile* Honestly, nothing.
Gojyo: C'mon. Not everyone can be like you.
Hakkai: You don't have to be like me at all to be able to cook.
ojyo: ...What's that s'posed to mean?!
Hakkai: *shrugs* Just what it sounds like, I suppose.
Gojyo: Whatever. I manage.
Hakkai: I know. *smile*
Gojyo: You're just some annoyingly perfect ass.
Hakkai: ...I'm far from perfect.
Gojyo: You really have a perfect ass.
Hakkai: ...Ah...I'll take your word for that.
Gojyo: I mean, obviously mine's still sexier, but...
Hakkai: *smiles and shakes his head*
Gojyo: What, you've never checked out my ass?
Hakkai: I have.
Gojyo: Yeah? What d'you think? I work hard to be this perfect, y'know.
Hakkai: I like it very much.
Gojyo: You're not the only one~
Hakkai: So narcissitic.
Gojyo: Difficult not to be when you look like this~
Hakkai: You could show a little humility.
Gojyo: Why?
Hakkai: *shrugs* Some people find it attractive.
Gojyo: So I'll bother when I'm trying to get 'em into bed~
Hakkai: They'll see right through it.
Gojyo: *snort* Nah, they don't.
Hakkai: I would.
Gojyo: ...*starting to get a little worried now* I know you would.
Hakkai: *laughs softly* I suppose you would.
Gojyo: ...So what turns you on?
Hakkai: Oh, you know. Cleaning. Books. Laundry.
Gojyo: So you'd jerk off to me cleaning the floor?
Hakkai: ...I was being facetious.
Gojyo: ...Nah. You would, wouldn't you.
Hakkai: ...I suppose it would give me an unobstructed view of your rear...
Gojyo: Only you would call it a rear.
Hakkai: *shrugs* There's no need for excessive vulgarity.
Gojyo: *really starting to worry* What's wrong with it?
Hakkai: *blinks, slightly confused* What's wrong with what? Vulgarity?
Gojyo: Yeah.
Hakkai: *shrugs again* It doesn't particularly bother me. Some people find it upsetting, though.
Gojyo: Some people find everything upsetting
Hakkai: That's true. So it doesn't hurt to try to placate them where possible.
Gojyo: ....You want me to change.
Hakkai: *surprised* When did I say that?
Gojyo: Just now!
Hakkai: I was speaking in general terms, not in specifics.
Gojyo: Then why the fuck were you bringing it up?
Hakkai: Because you were making fun of my choice of words.
Gojyo: .......................................Sorry.
Hakkai: *frowns a little, concerned* Why? You were just doing what you always do.
Gojyo: I mean, for-- Forget it.
Hakkai: ...For what? *now he's worried* What did I say?
Gojyo: ...I just misunderstood.
Hakkai: ...Are you sure? *brushes his fingers over Gojyo's arm*
Gojyo: Yeah, I'm sure.
Hakkai: *quiet for a moment, looking at him* I don't want you to change. You're fine the way you are.
Gojyo: *relaxes a little, leaning against him* Alright.
Hakkai: *leans back, slipping an arm around his waist*
Gojyo: Don't feel like changing anyway. Too much effort.
Hakkai: *rests his head on Gojyo's shoulder* I figured.
Gojyo: Not like getting laid's a problem~
Hakkai: *laughs a little* No, I don't suppose it is, is it?
Gojyo: You're kinda easy.
Hakkai: I am? How so?
Gojyo: Doesn't take me any effort at all.
Gojyo: *IS ALIVE*
Hakkai: *sldkfjaklsdfjCLING* :<
Gojyo: ....What? *confused*
Hakkai: *realizes what he's doing* Um. Nothing. I'm sorry. *shifty*
Gojyo: What's wrong?
Hakkai: *adjusts his glasses and looks away* Nothing's wrong.
Gojyo: *tugs him closer* If you say so.
Hakkai: ...*lets himself be tugged*
Gojyo: What, you think I'd complain about a hug from my best friend~?
Hakkai: ...*smiles a little*
Gojyo: You're kind of an idiot, y'know that?
How could I not, when you're so fond of telling me?
Gojyo: You need to hear it, or your ego'll get too big.
Hakkai: I have an ego?
Gojyo: You do.
Hakkai: Ah.
Gojyo: ...Wasn't expecting you to find me again this soon, though.
Hakkai: ...Why not?
Gojyo: Didn't set anything on fire yet.
Hakkai: Were you planning to?
Gojyo: ...I don't do it on purpose, Hakkai! It just happens!
Hakkai: I know.
Gojyo: Probably the kitchen appliances getting old or something. Could happen to anyone.
Hakkai: It could.
Gojyo: Exploding saké bottles have nothing to do with it.
Hakkai:...what.
Gojyo: ...Nothing.
Hakkai: What exploding saké bottles?
Gojyo: ...No exploding saké bottles.
Hakkai: Why would you bring up exploding sake bottles if there were none?
Gojyo: ....Um.
Hakkai: "Um"?
Gojyo: Hypothetical exploding saké bottles.
Hakkai: ...
...I was trying to heat up a bottle of saké, okay?
Hakkai: ...by boiling it?
Gojyo: I wasn't gonna boil it, I just forgot.
Hakkai: ...you forgot it.
Gojyo: Well, I was cooking, and I realised I didn't have all the spices I needed, so I went to find 'em, and then I found this magazine...
Hakkai: *realizes he's just repeating key phrases at this point, but can't quite bring himself to stop* You were cooking.
Gojyo: I was hungry!
Hakkai: Hungry enough to wander off and get distracted?
Gojyo: I needed the freakin' spices.
Hakkai: *sighs, realizing this is pointless* Ah.
Gojyo: ...What.
Hakkai: *shakes his head* Nothing.
Gojyo: *eyeroll* What.
Hakkai: *soft smile* Honestly, nothing.
Gojyo: C'mon. Not everyone can be like you.
Hakkai: You don't have to be like me at all to be able to cook.
ojyo: ...What's that s'posed to mean?!
Hakkai: *shrugs* Just what it sounds like, I suppose.
Gojyo: Whatever. I manage.
Hakkai: I know. *smile*
Gojyo: You're just some annoyingly perfect ass.
Hakkai: ...I'm far from perfect.
Gojyo: You really have a perfect ass.
Hakkai: ...Ah...I'll take your word for that.
Gojyo: I mean, obviously mine's still sexier, but...
Hakkai: *smiles and shakes his head*
Gojyo: What, you've never checked out my ass?
Hakkai: I have.
Gojyo: Yeah? What d'you think? I work hard to be this perfect, y'know.
Hakkai: I like it very much.
Gojyo: You're not the only one~
Hakkai: So narcissitic.
Gojyo: Difficult not to be when you look like this~
Hakkai: You could show a little humility.
Gojyo: Why?
Hakkai: *shrugs* Some people find it attractive.
Gojyo: So I'll bother when I'm trying to get 'em into bed~
Hakkai: They'll see right through it.
Gojyo: *snort* Nah, they don't.
Hakkai: I would.
Gojyo: ...*starting to get a little worried now* I know you would.
Hakkai: *laughs softly* I suppose you would.
Gojyo: ...So what turns you on?
Hakkai: Oh, you know. Cleaning. Books. Laundry.
Gojyo: So you'd jerk off to me cleaning the floor?
Hakkai: ...I was being facetious.
Gojyo: ...Nah. You would, wouldn't you.
Hakkai: ...I suppose it would give me an unobstructed view of your rear...
Gojyo: Only you would call it a rear.
Hakkai: *shrugs* There's no need for excessive vulgarity.
Gojyo: *really starting to worry* What's wrong with it?
Hakkai: *blinks, slightly confused* What's wrong with what? Vulgarity?
Gojyo: Yeah.
Hakkai: *shrugs again* It doesn't particularly bother me. Some people find it upsetting, though.
Gojyo: Some people find everything upsetting
Hakkai: That's true. So it doesn't hurt to try to placate them where possible.
Gojyo: ....You want me to change.
Hakkai: *surprised* When did I say that?
Gojyo: Just now!
Hakkai: I was speaking in general terms, not in specifics.
Gojyo: Then why the fuck were you bringing it up?
Hakkai: Because you were making fun of my choice of words.
Gojyo: .......................................Sorry.
Hakkai: *frowns a little, concerned* Why? You were just doing what you always do.
Gojyo: I mean, for-- Forget it.
Hakkai: ...For what? *now he's worried* What did I say?
Gojyo: ...I just misunderstood.
Hakkai: ...Are you sure? *brushes his fingers over Gojyo's arm*
Gojyo: Yeah, I'm sure.
Hakkai: *quiet for a moment, looking at him* I don't want you to change. You're fine the way you are.
Gojyo: *relaxes a little, leaning against him* Alright.
Hakkai: *leans back, slipping an arm around his waist*
Gojyo: Don't feel like changing anyway. Too much effort.
Hakkai: *rests his head on Gojyo's shoulder* I figured.
Gojyo: Not like getting laid's a problem~
Hakkai: *laughs a little* No, I don't suppose it is, is it?
Gojyo: You're kinda easy.
Hakkai: I am? How so?
Gojyo: Doesn't take me any effort at all.