I am updateilicious.

[conks]

So I was considering doing an update with RANDOM capitalization that MAYbe stoppED halfway through words, or started or something cool. But then I got bored.

So, I hear hockey is back. Discuss. Bring me cookies. You guys have no excuse not to, us being real teammates and all. Again. GOLLY GEE, I MISSED YOU.

Comments

[gator21]

Clearly been drinking to celebrate for the last week. Good for you.

Chopper makes a mean chocolate chip, I recall.

[conks]

What, hasn't everyone?

Hm. Chopper. Sounds like someone I should know.

[mikebishai]

You're alive!

[conks]

Am I really? How exciting! You're alive too!

[jose_theodore]

Blah blah blah I didn't understand any of this.

All I really want to know is when are you coming to see me Ty?

[conks]

When are you coming to see me? Since Edmonton is such a party town.

[jose_theodore]

Why would I go there when Montreal is so great?

[conks]

Because I'm here!

[ashlei_m]

Tell KLowe to sign Robbie. I'll bake you cookies!

[conks]

Tell them to redo the schedule so we can beat the Caps and I'll talk to KLowe and you can bake me cookies even if I fail?

[ashlei_m]

I am not even sure who is responsible for the schedule! Maybe if enough of us show up at the corporate offices in NYC with our mad faces on, they will consider?

You talk to KLowe, and if you succeed, I will make you chocolate chippers. If you fail, I will make oatmeal raisin.

[evgenimalkin]

what kind of cookies?

[conks]

GOOD COOKIES.

[evgenimalkin]

that is like chocolate caramel almond kind?

[conks]

Oh yeah! And you're making me some, right?