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[connecttoadrink]

I think I deserve a reality show about me. No lies. Just a camera, following me and my best friend John around all day, documenting the crazy shit we get ourselves into. Paris Hilton? Pompous floozy bitch. Not deserving of a television show. John and I? Rambunctious, ridiculous, pioneering, inventive, goofy bastards. Totally deserving of a

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[bloms37]

One of your better ideas, I like it. Come home.

[pianorock05]

dude where have you been all my life?
hahah I miss you!

I didn't have time to read your ridiculousness right now but I will soon

[i82much]

The violence against the homeless also has the symbolic significance of fighting poverty. Well, less of fighting poverty and more of wanton abuse and oppression, but you get the general idea. Poverty is bad.

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