Writer's Block: Warning:

[connidbfl]

OK, I found this interesting, and needed the distraction from...some stuff going on....so.....

WARNING:  Only use in accordance with directions.  Do not expose to temperatures above 85f/30c.  Keep away from stupid people and idiot drivers.  May cause skin and/or eye irritation.  Seek medical help if irritation persists.  Always wash in gentle cycle

Comments

[anonymous]

LOL I like those. Mine would probably give warning that I'm volatile and combustible. Extremely silly and irreverent. Should not be exposed to stupidity in the Bible Belt.