"OMG. Why didn't you tell me all Catholics have superpowers?!"
Surreality fair (1:42:28 AM): Also. I had a revelation.
Surreality fair (1:42:35 AM): Not really a revelation. Just a sad thought
ember firedrake (1:42:41 AM): oh?
Surreality fair (1:42:51 AM): I just spent the last ten minutes being very, very fond of my washer and dryer. I asked for a vacuum for Christmas. I have a fun night by drinking tea and reading. I think the sexiest thing anyone can wear is an oversized sweater. And I'm wearing -facemask-.
Surreality fair (1:42:57 AM): I am 21 years old. What the hell is wrong with me.
ember firedrake (1:43:47 AM): Um....you should have been born British? Other than that, I don't think anything's wrong with you at all.
ember firedrake (1:47:58 AM): If it makes you feel any better, I've come to the conclusion that when I finally get my own place, the best housewarming gift my parents can get me is a new set of kitchen knives.
Surreality fair (1:48:31 AM): ...Let's start our own club.
Surreality fair (1:48:37 AM): We'll sit around and play Bridge.
Surreality fair (1:48:40 AM): And we'll all smell like Bengay.
ember firedrake (1:49:14 AM): I'm crap at Bridge...UNO?
Surreality fair (1:50:22 AM): I've never played Bridge. Or UNO
Surreality fair (1:50:31 AM): The only games I know are Rook and...Go Fish.
Surreality fair (1:50:35 AM): And 52 Card pick up
ember firedrake (1:50:43 AM): What about War?
Surreality fair (1:50:53 AM): Nope
ember firedrake (1:51:49 AM): Okay...then we can start a club where we play Go Fish...and drink tea, and occasionally say "Fuck it!" and toss all the cards in the air.
FML. Not really. But still.