( this is jizz-worthy )

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here i am. sitting at my mommy and daddys house. yes. i figured out if i put my computer on my mantle i can tap into someone's wireless connection WITHOUT it disconnecting every other second. im such a smart bitch ( Read more... )

the movie waiting makes reference to the F(rench) C(hick's) B(utt).

i met john travolta last night and we ended up hooking up. he had a really bad tan line and gave me the stds. this morning when we woke up, we were still shit faced and he took me for a ride in his rolls royce. it was sweet and short because i told him i had homework to do so he let me off at my parents house to use their internet and study for art ( Read more... )

hi. i'm doing just fine. call me sometime.

...my car broke down at alexis' house wednesday night. my father and i went to fix it friday and one of the tires was flat. we came back today and when i put my key in the hole to open the trunk, it broke in half. i feel as though i must have the best freakin luck on the planet. no worries, its fixed now and i <3 my little car ( Read more... )

( who do you think taught you to smoke trees? )

macbu ZARd: you ball sucker
macbu ZARd: i saying you sucka the balls
macbu ZARd: the games up
macbu ZARd: i know
macbu ZARd: i know all about your little shanamigans
macbu ZARd: and i know
macbu ZARd: goodnight
macbu ZARd signed off at 9:57:01 PM.

I spent the weekend in Statesboro, coming home to work and such. It was fun. Partied it up and met an awesome girl named theresa. She lives in Athens so hopefully Morgan and her will hang out and have a good ole time. It was good to see Marc, Matt, Theron, Casey, Rossta Pasta, and of course Morgan ( Read more... )