Song 14

[constantidiot]

How long does it take for a stupid plant to grow? Maybe it needs more water...

Is anyone having a party for New Years Eve? We should! I'll sing, if anyone wants me to!

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[sing_bluesilver]

You're not watering it too much, are you?

[constantidiot]

You can water them too much?

[sing_bluesilver]

You can!

[constantidiot]

What if I did?!

[suckmycannon]

Yours hasn't grown yet? Your green thumb must be an ugly shade of rotting mulch. I've got my plant already. [Says the girl with a lemon tree. But you don't know that.]

What if I said you had to? Oh, there, I said it. Get to work.

[constantidiot]

It's taking it's time! [Ha ha lemon-tree-girl.]

And... hey! I wanted to do it out of the goodness of my heart!

[suckmycannon]

That or it's lazy. What's the saying, "like father like son?" [I have a bazooka-shaped water gun and lemon juice. I'm not afraid to use either.]

Good, two for the price of one. Now stop yapping and get to it. You've only got less than 2 days left. Chop chop!

[constantidiot]

I already know what I'm going to sing.

[blameshimself]

Perhaps you should give more attention to your plant. It may be feeling Shindou-san-deprived.

I believe there was talk of someone named "Prussia" having a New Years party. Or maybe it was "Russia."

[constantidiot]

Isn't that a country?

[blameshimself]

Yes, Shindou-san.

Don't ask me why someone would name their child after a country. It's the same as Americans naming their children 'May' or 'June' or even 'July.' I've even heard of some children being named 'Asia.'

Prussia isn't exactly a country anymore, though.

[pissedkitty]

...They actually are countries, you know.

[pissedkitty]

They seem to be growing pretty fast.

[constantidiot]

Mine doesn't have any flowers or anything.

[pissedkitty]

If we all have different plants, it wouldn't be surprising to think that some might take longer to grow than others.

[constantidiot]

Why is mine taking so long?

[perpetualstoic]

How much water have you given it?

[constantidiot]

Not too much!

[perpetualstoic]

...How much?

[constantidiot]

Maybe... a little too much...