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consultcriminal

009 [Video]

Jul 23, 2011 21:28

[He's so professional today. Moriarty's leaning forward at his desk, with Rhianna's Disturbia playing in the background. He might have been jamming to it earlier. Who knows.]

Dinosaurs! I love dinosaurs! [His hands fly out slightly, as if to make this point more...obvious.] Why wouldn't anyone take me to see the dinosaurs? I find that most unfair ( Read more... )

boooooooored, crazy as a loon, why do i gotta be the bad guy, this boat is bananas, come and play

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t_x_unit July 24 2011, 02:52:27 UTC

A request for escort would have solved this problem.

consultcriminal July 24 2011, 02:59:58 UTC

[But that would have taken away his excuse to complain.]

Hm. You're probably right. Why didn't I think of that?

[Eyeroll.]

Most likely because I didn't want to play Survivor.

t_x_unit July 24 2011, 03:10:34 UTC

Your concerns are a contradiction.

consultcriminal July 24 2011, 03:13:26 UTC

I want to see dinosaurs. I don't want to work for it. Ugh. I saw how filthy everyone was.

[His voice gets higher pitched.] No thank you.

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[Video] tatty_bye July 24 2011, 02:56:24 UTC

Alas, we are both similarly deprived.

[Video] consultcriminal July 24 2011, 03:01:42 UTC

It's just a tragedy, isn't it? [Another dramatic sigh.] But, I suppose that can't really be solved as easily as we might like.

worstsongever July 24 2011, 04:52:07 UTC

I love this song and thus may be willing to o you a favor. What is it?

consultcriminal July 24 2011, 12:01:48 UTC

Ah, perfect! [He is overly pleased about this.] I need something to watch. Not films, though. Something in a sequence.

I have Glee which, don't get me wrong, is wonderful, [over exaggerating the word a bit there] but I need some variety in my life.

worstsongever July 24 2011, 16:09:20 UTC

...You're a Gleek. [Sneeeerk sh is slightly amused by this.]

Uh, well - I think I have some NCIS around, if you're into procedurals.

consultcriminal July 24 2011, 16:13:34 UTC

Ah, there is a term for it. Brilliant! Molly would be pleased.

Hm. Well, I don't see how it could hurt.

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sharpememory July 24 2011, 12:56:07 UTC

You didn't miss out on much. The dinosaurs weren't that exciting.

consultcriminal July 24 2011, 13:06:57 UTC

They certainly looked exciting.

I'm disappointed.

sharpememory July 24 2011, 13:40:39 UTC

It was pretty amazing. Even I thought so.

consultcriminal July 24 2011, 13:57:32 UTC

Oh? Do tell. I want to know everything.

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leadsthestars July 24 2011, 16:38:02 UTC

I returned with a tooth.

A dinosaur would have been better. More fun. A dinosaur for a pet would be amusing.

consultcriminal July 24 2011, 16:42:23 UTC

A tooth, my dear? Well, that's a fantastic addition to any collection. What sort was it?

Did you hunt it yourself?

leadsthestars July 24 2011, 16:51:04 UTC

A big tooth.

Yes, of course.

consultcriminal July 24 2011, 16:53:23 UTC

[He claps his hands together once.] Impressive.

Might I see it?

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