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[consultcriminal]

[Hello, Barge. It's Jim, being his normal camwhore self. Whistling a tune, playing Britney Spears in the background, he rests his chin in his hands as he addresses the barge.]

Wardens, I've a question to you. What exactly ties you here? [He waves a casual hand at the camera.] Not those who are dead, of course. That's obvious. But the others? What'

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[deepdowndark]

Whilst he's gone, do you want some of us to attempt to dissuade you from random acts of murder?

As we're probably more likely to pay attention. I'll sign up, I seem to be making a habit of this.

[consultcriminal]

Tsk, tsk. Why would I want to commit murder? I will just sit here and be good. I always want to be good for Trip.

[deepdowndark]

He can do what he likes, I suppose, because you'll always be good for him.

Awh, you're a good inmate.

[consultcriminal]

I am. I am the best inmate. I do just what I'm told.

You could kill someone for me, though.

SORRY. I CAN-TAG. D: I PROMISE. [Private]

[expectremorse]

Not all wardens are like that. You probably just got a shit one.

[Private] - HEHE! YOU CAN! <3

[consultcriminal]

No, not all. I said that, didn't I?

[Private]

[expectremorse]

...[pause] Yes.

But you address people broadly like that. Don't.

[Private]

[consultcriminal]

[A laugh.] Alright.

[rayney_day]

I get paid...?

[consultcriminal]

Your end result. Your deal.

[rayney_day]

Son, that ain't payment - that's compensation.

[consultcriminal]

For something you willingly walked into.

[likedarkmatter]

Bored?

[consultcriminal]

Not any longer.

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[likedarkmatter]

I assume that whoever has decided to protest that they or their Warden are somehow the exception to the rule is doing it under a filter. Shame. I'm sure it would have had a trainwreck-like appeal to the observer.

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[consultcriminal]

Oh, it is a beautiful thing to witness right now.

I think he might kill me.

[consultcriminal]

Fair? Why is that fair?

[consultcriminal]

[Snicker.] A good reason to be a warden, I have to say.