I first posted this this little fairy tale as a reply to someone's angsty post about heaven, and now I want to share it with all of you ( Read more... )

Doctor No: Rapist as Crusader? (Link)Dr. W. David Hager is one of the many Christians empowered by Bush's reign of piety. The faith-based OB/GYN-who vocally opposes contraceptives and abortions-was nonetheless appointed by the Cardinal in Chief to an FDA advisory committee. Once there, Hager claims to have steered the FDA away from the emergency ( Read more... )

You don't know anal until you've lived in Yokohama, Japan. And if you have, you still don't know anal until you've lived in Kamikatsu, another town in Japan. That's because in Yokohama, residents are required to sort their trash into 10 strictly defined categories, while in Kamikatsu, the number is 44. According to this New York Times article ( ( Read more... )

Anime/manga characters are know for having hair, boobs and eyes as big as ass. For those who ape that freakish aesthetic, the hair and boobs are relatively easy to engineer, but what of the eyes? Now there is at least a partial answer with Share Generate's Nadesicco Black contact lens. The black lens covers a larger area than the iris to make the ( Read more... )

Telemarketing can be more than just annoying, it can be a tool of evil and comedy as well. Lend your ears to these clips (mp3 clip 1, mp3 clip 2) between comedian Eugene Mirman and United American Technologies, a phone company that contributes to a Christian lobbying group. The phone company reps accuse their mainstream counterparts-such as AT&T, ( Read more... )

The Omnificent English Dictionary In Limerick Form is a very ambitious project to define-or at least pay tribute to-every word in the dictionary in limerick form. So far, they've only worked their way through the letter A and is just starting on B, but there are already plenty of gems. This one, for the word acrostic, is my favorite:

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The old fashioned air sickness bag gets a fantastical update in the form of an international design competition called Design for Chunks. My personal favorite is this entry by Ryosuke Tei for the Furi Furi Company that I've named Captain Puke:


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This random, whimsical entry on what a blender's settings would be if the device was invented a century before its time made me laugh for a good long while. I'm a sucker for frivolous wit.

It was a stroke of genius to cast the abnormally big-headed Rosie O'Donnell as a mongoloid in the CBS movie Riding the Bus with My Sister. It was not so inspired, however, to pitch this as an inspirational movie when it was bound to turn out as a comedy. Also uninspired: Rosie's simultaneously screechy and lackluster imitation of a tard. See for ( Read more... )

For once, this online display of wacky Japanese behavior has nothing to do with a sexual fetish. These Japanese businessmen are sleeping in public because they have been worked to death by The Man-San. Rife's a bitch.


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