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[contactjuggler]

So today the witch hunts began at work. Everyone is nervous, so people have started sending emails to managers about things- for example, Plickt and I were on time for work, but someone (we know who) emailed our respective managers saying that we were late for work. We are never late for work. When we tried to defend ourselves to our managers,

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[netizen]

Come on google!

[plickt]

several of our coworkers have already applied, funny enough.

[xseraphx]

Dude! I'm sorry. I know how much it sucks to constantly feel like your life is going to take a turn for the worst at any given moment. Let me know if there's anything I can do.

[plickt]

thanks. it is just so scary not knowing what to expect from people we thought we knew. one day we were working at happy play land and the next we are living in the realm of "office space" i'm afraid that i'm the next milton (we just fixed the glitch)

[xseraphx]

nah. Who would want to get rid of you?!?
This seems sudden though. Was there a loss in someone's family? Did you guys lose a huge account? Is someone having a mid-life crisis?

[plickt]

as far as we know, nothing has changed. the company is having record sales growth, we can't figure it out.

well, one guy was told that he argues too much, but he only agrued with the 3 most argumentitive people in the company. those three people pick fights with everyone. they should have been booted not him.

[stypica]

wtf... that doesn't even sound like the same place anymore...

[contactjuggler]

Exactly. The entire feel of the company has changed.

[octalpussy]

Wow.. man... that's rough. If things get more unstable or you decide you don't like sun anymore, give me a call!

[contactjuggler]

Speaking of which I didn't call you while you were here because all of this started happening...