"Fun is such a bourgeoisie concept."

[contamity]

The wind blows through my hair while I smile and dig my boot spurs into the sides of The Working Man. "Giddyup!" I cry. What a fun day it has been, just a shame the cocaine is beginning to wear off.

"Onward to Wall Street, Stempien!"

I have business to conduct.

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[mentos5000]

lolz at the title of this post

are you at hampshire yet?

[contamity]

Haha, yeah, one of my Hampshire friends had it as her status update, so I composed a little 50-word story in response. Not back at Hampshire yet, but I will be there in about 50 hours!