I'm all about the funny this weekend

[contessa777]

We Took the Trail to Get Here

College girl #1: Which way to the Eiffel Tower?
Suit, puzzled, pointing East: That way?
College girl #2: How far is it?
Suit: ... About three thousand miles.
College girl #1: No! No! [Makes peak with fingertips of both hands.] The... Eiffel... Tower!
Suit: Yeah, that way about three thousand miles -- across the Atlantic

Comments

[mykeamend]

Wow. I wish it was hard to believe that these people exist - were it not that their existence makes us more smarter in the grand scheme of things.

[contessa777]

If my friends ever make me feel dumb I just go to the Olde Towne (hipster) section of town and eavesdrop. I go home feeling much better about my relative intelligence.

[doruinn_flur]

We have our version up here as well.

Personally, I like this one from my former home (from Overheard Everywhere:

"Chick on cell: Well, they had their flaws, but you know what I mean... I was thinking about Mike last night. Oh, how I would like to get back with him now that I'm kind of looking for a relationship and he's not on speed anymore..."

I DON'T miss Oklahoma, though...