A quick one

[contextiskey]

So this is just going to be a quick summary of my busy day before I get off to bed and wake up and ace my first Stats test/test in over a year.

Today was a good day. A damn good day. The woes of my life as an Expedia.com customer service agent shall plague me no longer, as I shall henceforth hold the sort-of-(screw it, I'm proud)honorable title of

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[market_fresh]

a. PUSSY VIGILANTE!
b. congratulations! fuck expedia!
c. sumay is fucking delicious. who did you go with? and do they not have the best naan you've ever had? I think so.
d."call me saturday and/or sunday!" -calls both days, no answer- :(
e. are you going to eric/dans birthday party on friday?

[scun]

"I do still need to pass my background check (we'll see how well I've covered my tracks with all of that foreign arms trading I've dabbled in since the 60s)"

well, now that you've said it here they're gonna make it difficult for you, lol.

[nonfictional]

I just laughed out loud at your day. Sounds amazing!

[jacobjohndotcom]

I nailed my interveiw so damn hard that if it was a girl that I had protected sex with, she would be so pregnant right now.
haha