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i've another hot new hairstyle and two whole fists filled with dollars this time.
so fucking far, i'm spending my Saturday night at my parents' house, using a warm, moist cottonball to stimulate the anus of my new kitten, found last night behind the vending machines in Wal-Mart's parking lot

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[compasionatesam]

...Stimulate the anus?

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dude, it won't shit.
it's been 2 days.
i guess an emergency visit is in order.

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oops.