every time she opens her gaping mouth, she spews more self-righteous bullshit all over the place.

youve also always made me out to look like an idiot.


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Just when you thought MTV couldn't get more annoying, they give Cameron Diaz her own show called "Trippin':"


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happy birthday, world <3

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so i sneak some of my parents grey goose before heading off to what i thought was the chidesters annual christmas party. turns out, we have the bells service at the church first, where i am told to get up and stand in front of the entire congregation and recite a line from the christmas story...

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day at the psychs

so how has your break been so far?
-good, just catching up with old friends
are you partying alot?
-you could say that
mmhmm... you drinking the alchohol?
-i mean...yea
i see... hows that conflicting with your medicine? is it making you sick?
-no actually i get drunk faster.
oh you cheap drunk, you!
-thats me.
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