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[contraban]

Oh god I'm watching 'Duck Soup.'

Groucho: Now that you're secretary of war, what kind of army do you want?

Chico: I'll tell you what I think. I think we should have a standing army.

Groucho: Why do you think we should have a standing army?

Chico: We save money on chairs.

I love them.

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[andromeda77]

My boss had "swordfish" as the password on all of his computers, and when I asked him why he said I had had a deprived childhood because my parents didn't make me watch Marx brothers. Since I had no idea which movie would have swordfish in it and he wouldn't explain anything, my dad and I rented all of the movies and spent a whole day watching them.