Comments | contractorly: ✘78

contractorly

✘78

Dec 21, 2007 16:01

Santa doesn't exist.

christmas tiemz r a coming, jackass, hei can be an asshole sometimes

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playstheblues December 22 2007, 00:06:23 UTC

And that's why you'll never see him.

contractorly December 22 2007, 00:08:07 UTC

I answer with: Why would I want to see him in the first place?

playstheblues December 22 2007, 00:09:35 UTC

Presents?

contractorly December 22 2007, 00:11:26 UTC

If he was real, I doubt I would receive anything except a lump of coal.

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contractorly December 22 2007, 00:08:22 UTC

I was only telling the truth.

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contractorly December 22 2007, 00:12:43 UTC

A fat man who circumnavigates the globe in a night, entering houses through chimneys despite his girth, and picking out perfect presents for each child?

Anyone can tell that he's a fake.

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bealright December 22 2007, 00:15:34 UTC

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bealright December 22 2007, 00:24:31 UTC

B-but...why does everyone say he's not real?!

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dresden4hire December 22 2007, 00:26:41 UTC

Let me guess, you never got that special present you always wanted.

contractorly December 22 2007, 00:30:17 UTC

I would never ask anything from him.

dresden4hire December 22 2007, 00:32:38 UTC

Probably why you never got anything from him.

contractorly December 22 2007, 00:40:16 UTC

Hm. I wonder, if he does exist, why he hasn't died of a heart attack yet.

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contractorly December 22 2007, 00:30:28 UTC

No.

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contractorly December 22 2007, 00:34:58 UTC

...Why are you crying over something so pointless?

[ooc: >O Do iiiiiiitttt.]

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