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Jul 04, 2008 19:04

Don't - [ the sound of a lamp toppling over onto the foor ] ...knock over that lamp.

...There is a Panda in my apartment. Considering how it's unfeasible for such an animal animal to have entered through my window, I'm assuming there's a curse today. Mao?

...Pai would have enjoyed this curse. She wouldn't have minded it, at least.

Panda )

curse day, national animal

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allofcreation July 5 2008, 14:13:10 UTC
...A panda.

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contractorly July 5 2008, 14:16:22 UTC
That is correct.

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allofcreation July 5 2008, 14:17:35 UTC
It's big.

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contractorly July 5 2008, 14:32:23 UTC
...You've never seen a panda before?

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allthatshallbe July 5 2008, 14:40:14 UTC
HALT! ARRETEZ! Please turn that cute panda over to my custody or prepare to have your place invaded if you don't let me pet him! Her! It! Henceforth, it shall now be named Sir Roland!

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contractorly July 5 2008, 14:53:10 UTC
...You're free to take custody of said animal if you'd prefer.

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allthatshallbe July 5 2008, 14:59:10 UTC
Heeeey. It's no fun if you're not going to fight to keep it! Have you no love? Haven't you grown attached to it in the howmanyminutesorhours it's been there with you while it gnawed on your furniture, ate your food and defecated on your floor?!

(It has done that right already right? I don't want to clean up after it~)

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contractorly July 5 2008, 15:08:15 UTC
There's no reason for me to keep it. It's been more of a nuisance than anything namely because of what you've listed.

...Do you want it or not?

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shanghai_lotis July 5 2008, 18:56:20 UTC
I have one, too.

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contractorly July 8 2008, 15:08:08 UTC
China?

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shanghai_lotis July 8 2008, 22:03:31 UTC
Shanghai.

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