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[contractorly]

Don't - [ the sound of a lamp toppling over onto the foor ] ...knock over that lamp.

...There is a Panda in my apartment. Considering how it's unfeasible for such an animal animal to have entered through my window, I'm assuming there's a curse today. Mao?

...Pai would have enjoyed this curse. She wouldn't have minded it, at least.

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[allofcreation]

...A panda.

[contractorly]

That is correct.

[allofcreation]

It's big.

[contractorly]

...You've never seen a panda before?

[allthatshallbe]

HALT! ARRETEZ! Please turn that cute panda over to my custody or prepare to have your place invaded if you don't let me pet him! Her! It! Henceforth, it shall now be named Sir Roland!

[contractorly]

...You're free to take custody of said animal if you'd prefer.

[allthatshallbe]

Heeeey. It's no fun if you're not going to fight to keep it! Have you no love? Haven't you grown attached to it in the howmanyminutesorhours it's been there with you while it gnawed on your furniture, ate your food and defecated on your floor?!

(It has done that right already right? I don't want to clean up after it~)

[contractorly]

There's no reason for me to keep it. It's been more of a nuisance than anything namely because of what you've listed.

...Do you want it or not?

[shanghai_lotis]

I have one, too.

[contractorly]

China?

[shanghai_lotis]

Shanghai.