sixteen different flavours of hell

[contrasoma]

If I have to see Conor Oberst's milquetoast mug one more fucking time I'm going to seriously lose my shit. I guess the masturbating-whilst-crying set need music too, but if Bright Eyes debuting atop the Billboard singles chart is a sign of things to come, then we're all seriously fucked. Are these people planning on breeding? I've got nothing

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[nonsequar]

Precious.

I wish I could draw. That needs an illustration.

[contrasoma]

Too true. I have difficulty drawing straight lines, let alone the subtly shaded tones of gore that I'd want for something like this. The guy two comments above does some brilliant PhotoShop work, often in a similarly irreverant pop-kultcha fashion...

*hint-hint*

[fornikate]

i
love
you

[contrasoma]

:)

[theredrighthand]

Re. masturbating-whilst-crying set - there are a SET of these people? Is this crying at the beauty of self pleasure of crying as the result of a self-pleasuring injury (slipping in the shower, hitting cranium on headboard etc)?

When I was last home I was really drunk and was flipping music channels, and this guy comes on the screen and he's in a really smart pinstriped suit and a swish pink tie, he's engaging with the audience and I'm thinking 'hmm, this guy looks really good', and then my eyes focus and I realise I'm looking at MORRISSEY DAMMIT, and I get all upset. And, okay, because I was drunk and otherwise highly emotional at the time, yes I did start crying.

But that crying does NOT relate to the issues discussed in paragraph one, I would just like to emphasize.

And I am calling you 1pm on Sunday, don't forget, and if you do I'll just get your girlfriend on the phone and rant and bitch at her instead, I'm not proud, all I need is an audience :p

[contrasoma]

ARGH! Since you wrote this I've been looking for an article about the double-edged sword that is the wussy boy to no avail. Would've summed up the aforementioned set quite well. Anyway, imagine a legion of cardigan-clad emo-listeners who jerk off to really nasty anime while muttering under their breath and sobbing about the girl. Note that the girl never left them, because they were never going out, but in emo boy's head she should have known how he felt after that talk in the rain.

[theredrighthand]

See this is how fucked up I am, I would totally go out with a guy like that...for a week, and then get tired of having to deal with someone else's emotions. Sometimes I think men can't win though, and that woman's ideal man really IS a gay guy.

Guh, I have a nasty headcold so I've no idea if the above made sense. Pragmatically that is, the language I think was ok.

[contrasoma]

I think that there is a happy, obtainable medium between emo-boi and the strong silent type. And guess what? I'm it!



...On the subject of the gay ideal, remind me to tell you about my new get rich quick scheme on Sunday (requires vocal communication to be fully realised).

Fucking Hillarous!

[imdrunk]

Forget illustrations and film it!

Re: Fucking Hillarous!

[contrasoma]

Would be difficult to find someone suave enough to play Moz, though.