Airline jokes

[contride]

Stewardess about to quit, heck care attitude.

Passenger: Excuse me, erm, this chicken I'm having is kind of bad...
Stewardess: *picks up passenger's spoon and hit the meat* BAD CHICKEN! BAD CHICKEN!!
*turns around and walk away*

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Passenger : *press call button*
Steward: Yes sir, what can I do for you?
Passenger: One whiskey!

Comments

[kakashi_hatake_]

the second one is a joke right? think i've come across variations of it.

the 3rd one is HILARIOUS!!!

[contride]

Haha! The third one is the most recent one I heard!

[geroithe]

i don't understand the third joke :(

[contride]

Think of what CB means in hokkien..

[entropic82]

I like the first one most!
ahaha!
I am so gonna try it one day! :)

[contride]

Haha have fun!

[boogielife]

i like the first one.. so bimbotic...

[contride]

I dun even have the guts to do that! Haha