Have dinner ready… Dinner is usually a good thing to have ready, so you don’t have to put up with the whining. It’s either fill him up or buy earplugs. As for a warm welcome, well if your home a hello is possible over the din the kids are making. If you’re not, a note (if you remember to leave it) over his dinner saying where you are might be found… Gone: to football / to netball / to gym / insane / to none of your business. Microwave for two minutes on high!
Prepare yourself… Rest? *snorts* What on earth is that? We don’t have time to rest! Resting would mean one of the kids would be late for something. Besides, looking too fresh at the end of the day would make him think that we did nothing all day.
Be a little gay and a little more interesting… He’d probably go running into the street, worried that he’d walked into the wrong house!
Clear away the clutter Does this mean it’s legal to tie the kids up now?
Gather up schoolbooks, toys…Ahem… If the kids got them out then the kids
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lol! I thought the response would be something along those lines. I find it hard to believe that any woman would have taken this to heart, but I suppose someone must have. At least they seem to have use this for those instructional videos. I was watching one the other day entitled "The Women of the year 2000"
Did you know all of our furniture is suppose to be plastic and easily cleaned with just a normal garden hose?
Also, by now "in winter months" the fire is set to known when the man is coming home and will light itself in preparation for him, giving you some extra time to prepare for his arrival.
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Have dinner ready…
Dinner is usually a good thing to have ready, so you don’t have to put up with the whining. It’s either fill him up or buy earplugs. As for a warm welcome, well if your home a hello is possible over the din the kids are making. If you’re not, a note (if you remember to leave it) over his dinner saying where you are might be found… Gone: to football / to netball / to gym / insane / to none of your business. Microwave for two minutes on high!
Prepare yourself…
Rest? *snorts* What on earth is that? We don’t have time to rest! Resting would mean one of the kids would be late for something. Besides, looking too fresh at the end of the day would make him think that we did nothing all day.
Be a little gay and a little more interesting…
He’d probably go running into the street, worried that he’d walked into the wrong house!
Clear away the clutter
Does this mean it’s legal to tie the kids up now?
Gather up schoolbooks, toys…Ahem… If the kids got them out then the kids ( ... )
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Did you know all of our furniture is suppose to be plastic and easily cleaned with just a normal garden hose?
Also, by now "in winter months" the fire is set to known when the man is coming home and will light itself in preparation for him, giving you some extra time to prepare for his arrival.
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So, we all freeze until he is about to come home? Somehow, I don't think so.
All I'd need is an hour with any woman following these silly rules *nods* Their husbands wouldn't know what happened *cackles*
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