I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO
Found the link to this on the Hetalia comm.~
A Stuffed Panda In Time
On an amazing and iridescent morning, Prussia sat in a basket. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His forehead ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect Liechtenstein to love someone with an awesome arm?
Huskily, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like a sexy elusive egg, all on a summer's day. I wish my Liechtenstein would kiss me, in her own luscious way..."
"Do you?" Liechtenstein sat down beside Prussia and put her hand on Prussia's five metres. "I think that could be arranged."
Prussia gasped lovingly. "But what about my awesome arm?"
"I like it," Liechtenstein said sexily. "I think it's spectacular."
They came together and their kiss was like the mystical ways of the Unicorn, a non-existant animal that is claimed to be alive by England.
"I love you," Prussia said saddly.
"I love you too," Liechtenstein replied and kissed him.
They bought a chick, moved in together, and lived happily ever after.
I. I-
holy shit. fff.
A Stuffed Panda In Time
On an amazing and iridescent morning, Prussia sat in a basket. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His forehead ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect Liechtenstein to love someone with an awesome arm?
Huskily, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like a sexy elusive egg, all on a summer's day. I wish my Liechtenstein would kiss me, in her own luscious way..."
"Do you?" Liechtenstein sat down beside Prussia and put her hand on Prussia's five metres. "I think that could be arranged."
Prussia gasped lovingly. "But what about my awesome arm?"
"I like it," Liechtenstein said sexily. "I think it's spectacular."
They came together and their kiss was like the mystical ways of the Unicorn, a non-existant animal that is claimed to be alive by England.
"I love you," Prussia said saddly.
"I love you too," Liechtenstein replied and kissed him.
They bought a chick, moved in together, and lived happily ever after.
I. I-
holy shit. fff.