Don't EVER tell your girl you "need to talk" about something at some later, undetermined point in time (even if it's a good thing).

I thought all guys knew this rule.

incandescent.

Rrrrrr!

Sniffle sniffle sniffle sniffle sniffle sniffle.

All of my wisdom teeth are coming in at once, and I've been running on painkillers all week. It's getting really annoying waiting for it to miraculously heal itself, but I hate dentistry ( Read more... )

I received a note at work that started with, "Hello, waitress." I like that ( Read more... )

Rrr!
If you're up until 9am, you'll sleep until 8pm (if you're me), and not be able to get back to sleep until well past 7am.
It just continues forever!

Drunk, for probably the third time in my life ( Read more... )

"Sometime before 1600 (first recorded in 1599), when the word was less taboo than now, the kestrel was referred to as the "windfucker," no doubt due to its habit of beating the wind (hovering)."

Please call me back, perfect job. I know you want me.