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convallariaceae

What is...job?

Jul 05, 2010 20:45

How very interesting. It seems our lovely little town is having an identity crisis, doesn't it ( Read more... )

soviet mayfield, !event, loyal to mother russia!

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iinchoucat July 6 2010, 02:45:55 UTC

[Opens the door for Yuuka.]

Can I help you?

convallariaceae July 6 2010, 02:56:40 UTC

Good day, comrade.

I have been tasked by our glorious Leader to analyze the housing of everyone in town. It is for the good of our Union, after all.

iinchoucat July 6 2010, 03:00:08 UTC

Ah, so that's your job. Well you can go ahead. [she'll step out of the way, allowing Yuuka entrance] My 'father' is at the factory right now and my brother is at school.

[the house is typical gray and not much is around]

convallariaceae July 6 2010, 03:07:15 UTC

[As soon as she's inside, the act disappears.]

Oh you've no need to explain anything to me. I'm not even quite sure this job of mine even amounts to anything...so I'm simply pretending.

What is your name, by the way?

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stop_it_tewi July 6 2010, 02:47:21 UTC

*sees Yuuka's already inside thanks to Suigintou*

... leave.

convallariaceae July 6 2010, 02:57:28 UTC

Oh my, I forgot my little doll friend lived in the same home as you.

Don't be so hasty...I have actually been meaning to speak with you.

stop_it_tewi July 6 2010, 02:58:56 UTC

...

This is hardly the best time to talk about anything. Don't make me force you.

convallariaceae July 6 2010, 03:05:28 UTC

What other opportunity would I get? This one has only come about by accident.

I simply ask that you listen, I'm only here to pretend I am doing what I was instructed to do, either way.

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aliensinyour July 6 2010, 02:48:05 UTC

[Getting one of those bad vibes as he opens the door.] Yes? How may I help you?

convallariaceae July 6 2010, 02:58:53 UTC

[Yuuka simply smiles very eerily wide in silence as she sees who appears at the door. Oh, perfect.]

Good day, comrade. I am here to analyze your housing to make sure it is best for the glory of our Union.

[Her tone is flat and monotone...but oh god that smile.]

aliensinyour July 6 2010, 03:15:56 UTC

[And subconsciously, Kei looks at her chest first before sloooowly looking up to see her face. He almost jumps back at that smile, but the deep surprise is still written all over his face.]

Ah... ... Uh... Yuuka-san?

convallariaceae July 6 2010, 03:37:48 UTC

Indeed, Comrade.

I'm afraid I'm going to have to come inside to properly analyze your home.

[That smile...it never wavers. And it's so creepy with that deadpan tone.]

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lasersallover July 6 2010, 03:08:03 UTC

[brb in the hospital....covered in blood because HOW DOES I OPERATE]

convallariaceae July 6 2010, 03:14:04 UTC

[Oh my. WHO LET MARISA ANYWHERE NEAR A SCALPEL?? Marisa got Yuuka's dream job ;A;]

lasersallover July 6 2010, 03:20:14 UTC

[WANNA SWTICH]

convallariaceae July 6 2010, 03:33:53 UTC

[OH GOD YES. WE MUST REQUEST A SWITCH FROM GLORIOUS PARTY LEADER.]

wristsniper July 6 2010, 03:42:00 UTC

[HI THAR.]

...What is it?

convallariaceae July 6 2010, 03:44:56 UTC

[WHY HELLO THAR BLONDIE.]

Hello Comrade. I have been tasked by our glorious Leader to analyze the homes of my comrades to make sure all is well for the glory of the Union.

[Yea, it's obvious she isn't taking this seriously by the look on her face.]

wristsniper July 6 2010, 04:23:03 UTC

...[She tells herself, mentally, to play along.]

We could use another shelf for beets, but everything else is fine. Take a look around, if you want.

convallariaceae July 6 2010, 05:06:24 UTC

[Yuuka does head inside, but instead of looking around she appears as if she's just making herself comfortable.]

To be honest I don't know what it is I'm supposed to be doing. Though I suppose making it look like I'm doing it doesn't hurt.

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