Incredibly Lame Survey: Supervillain Edition
Seriously, this is lame as all get out.
[01] Do you have the guts to answer these questions and re-post as The Controversial Survey?
You dare question my guts? Just for that, I'm going to drop a meteor on your middle school, you little prick.
[02] Would you do meth if it was legal?
I will "meth up" thousands of llamas and release them into the business districts of New York, London, and Hong Kong if you don't pay me $100 million.
[03] Abortion: for or against it?
Abortions for some, small American flags for all!
[04] Do you think the world would fail with a female president?
No, but the world built by tiny men with no ambition will be destroyed when I complete my orbital particle beam cannon. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
[05] Do you believe in the death penalty?
I think the kid who wrote this "survey" is definitely asking for it. I like to have a couple of enemies liquidated before lunch, so I'm going to have to say yes.
[06] Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already?
In my UTOPIA OF THE FUTURE, it will be legalized and mandatory!
[07] Are you for or against premarital sex?
My harem of buxom young scientists didn't give it away?
[08] Do you believe in God?
I will be your new Sky Daddy.
[09] Do you think same sex marriage should be legalized?
I think willful stupidity and narcissistic superstitionism are capital offenses. If two adults want to enter into a binding contract, why should I care?
[10] Do you think it's wrong that so many Hispanics are illegally moving to the USA?
No, I think it's wrong that my solar death ray is waiting on back ordered parts. Once it's up and running, I'll eliminate the majority of the population in the Southwest and the nice Mexicans can have their beautiful desert back. Everyone happy? No? Guards, have the dissenter taken out back and flayed. Ta!
[11] A twelve year old girl has a baby, should she keep it?
Is the baby special? Does he carry the birthmark spoken of in the prophecy? If so, then no, she may not keep it. However, if it's just a regular baby, she's welcome to it.
[12] Should the alcohol age be lowered to eighteen?
Do you mean the drinking age, you troglodytic near-human? No, I don't. I don't like teenagers and I'm not about to let them have any fun at all. Oh, except for that mandatory,legal weed...
[13] Should the war in Iraq be called off?
If we'd used my patented "flaming pyramid of human skulls" trick, we wouldn't be in a war.
[14] Assisted suicide is illegal: do you agree?
Ah, another fine product of the American public school system. Yes, assisted suicide is illegal. However, my fortress on Skull Island isn't in the US and my helpful henchmen will happily remove you from the pool upon request.
[15] Do you believe in spanking your children?
I'm about to release giant robotic death platforms upon the world and you're asking about my views on spanking? Well, I do like to give spankings, but not to children.
[16] Would you burn an American flag for a million dollars?
All the world will be in flames and you're worried about symbols? Nice priorities, douchetard.
[17] Who do you think would make a better president? McCain or Obama?
Obama will make a brave, yet cunning, adversary. Truly a nemesis fit for a villain of my stature. McCain, on the other hand, will likely need a good lie-down during our final apocalyptic battle.
[18] Are you afraid others will judge you from reading some of your answers?
I fear no man's judgment! I AM DOCTOR COLOSSUS!!!!!!