Tonight's episode!
"The homeless don't crap themselves."
"Yes they do."
The homeless man, Fred, starts singing along with Sarah...
"Shh, this isn't a duet."
Steve and Brian get mugged by some Spartan-cheerleader types- Steve now has two black eyes since Brian didn't defend him.
Sarah almost upstages Jay as he is accepting his humanitarian award.
Creepy ugly "The Ring"-like person keeps showing up when Sarah is alone (brushing her teeth, going to the bathroom).
Sarah appears on a talk show to discuss heroic efforts in helping out Fred. Before and after of Fred's life- the after shows him in Sarah's kitchen smiling and baking cookies. Tells the story of Fred's mom and her queefing problem. Fred is obviously distraught as he watches Sarah making fun of his mother on TV.
Fred comes after Sarah with a knife once she returns from the show. The creepy ghost lady turns out to be Fred's mother, who he killed. She says that Sarah must queef- it's the only way to stop him. Brian shows up and beats the shit out of Fred with his super karate skills. In the process, Steve, with his two black eyes, is punched once again. Fred gets up from his beating and is about to stab Sarah, but she sneezes and queefs so he backs off.
Sarah and the ghost of Fred's mom make amends and she stops haunting her.
And in closing, "if you open your heart and help people, they're going to eventually try to stab you to death."
In summary, tonight's episode was not particularly funny and that saddens me. No cookie party. Episode 1 was better, in my opinion. Hopefully next week will be better.