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1. Your ex is on the side of the road, on fire. What do you do?
Call him a dumbass, go help him, then laugh it off.
2. Your best friend tells you she is pregnant. What is your reaction?
Again, laugh, call her a dumbass and help the best I could.
3. When is the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face?
Let's just say often.
4. What is the last thing you spent money on?
A cup of spinach and cheddar soup.
5. Crunchy or Puffy Cheetos?
Natural?
6. The first person on your friends list just called you a bitch. What do you have to say to them?
I'd probably deserve it.
7. Congratulations! You just had a son. What's his name?
Alex or Andy or Kurt
8. Congratulations! You just had a daughter. What's her name?
Alex, Evy, Alice or Star
9. What are you craving right now?
A good book and some pain killers.
10. What was the last thing you cried about?
I don't cry, so probably when my dog died.
11. When you buy something and your change is 2 cents, do you keep it or tell the cashier to keep it?
I put it in the charity box next to the register or the leave a penny dish.
12. What color is your tissue box?
A dark blue with polka dots or some shit.
13. Do you have a ceiling fan in your room, and if so, is there dust on that fan?
No.
14. What is the last voicemail you received about?
I had six when I got off work. One for a job interview, one from Phil, one from Ryan and three from my mom.
15. Have you ever blocked someone on MySpace before?
No
16. Scariest thing you've experienced in the last year?
I don't know, sometimes, life is just scary.
17. Do you wear a name tag at work?
If I remember
18. What kind of car do you drive?
'97 Ford Escort
19. Have you ever had a garage sale?
Yeah
20. What color is your iPod?
I'm gonna go with no.
21. What is the last alcoholic beverage you had?
It's been awhile. Probably a Bud Light.
22. Are you happy right now?
Why not.
23. Who came over last?
Your mom's face.
24. Do you drink beer?
Sometimes, I'm not really a fan, though.
25. Have your brothers or sisters ever told you that you were adopted?
All the time.
26. What is your favorite key on your key chain?
The one in my ignition.
27. What was the last movie you watched at home?
Good Luck Chuck
28. What is in your pocket?
A one-way ticket to paradise.
29. Who introduced you to your bf/gf/husband/wife?
Jesus
30. Where do you hurt?
I slept on my neck wrong.
31. Has someone ever made you a Build-A-Bear?
I wish.
32. What's something fun you did today?
Made valentine hearts at work
33. What is your favorite aisle at Wal-Mart?
Produce
34. When is your birthday?
July, 26th
35. Is there anything hanging from your rear view mirror?
Like, three air fresheners.
36. How many states in the US have you been to?
About 10, probably. I don't care enough to count.
37. What kind of milk do you drink?
Whatever's available but if I had a choice - skim, all the way.
38. What are you going to do after this?
Decide if I want to eat then go read.
39. Who was the last person you went shopping with?
My mommy
40. What is something you need to go shopping for?
Groceries
41. Do you have the same name as one of your relatives?
Nope.
42. What kind of car do your parents drive?
My dad drives a Chevy Suburban out of the 80s and my mom Drives a '04 Ford Windstar.
43. Do you like pickles?
NO.
44. Is someone in love with you?
Yeah.
45. What color is your couch?
We have a few, and they're a maroon red.
46. Has anyone ever mistaken you for a family member?
Over the phone.
47. Does someone like you right now?
Isn't this a little repetitive?
48. Say you were given a pregnancy test right now. Would you be positive or negative?
Negative.
49. Favorite pop-tart flavor?
TOASTER STRUTTLES.
50. Do you know anyone in jail/prison?
Know of them.
51. What are your plans for the weekend?
Work.
52. Do you like the color green?
Mosdef.
53. Who was the last person to send you a text message?
Ryan
54. Last restaurant you went to:
The cafe in Macy's
55. How many hours did you sleep for last night?
About six.
56. Do you swear at your parents?
Yeah
57. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
No
58. Have you ever changed your clothes while in a vehicle?
Anyone who's ever been in a car has.
59. What is your ringtone?
I don't even know any more. My phone is always on silent.
60. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Watching "Good Luck Chuck"
Call him a dumbass, go help him, then laugh it off.
2. Your best friend tells you she is pregnant. What is your reaction?
Again, laugh, call her a dumbass and help the best I could.
3. When is the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face?
Let's just say often.
4. What is the last thing you spent money on?
A cup of spinach and cheddar soup.
5. Crunchy or Puffy Cheetos?
Natural?
6. The first person on your friends list just called you a bitch. What do you have to say to them?
I'd probably deserve it.
7. Congratulations! You just had a son. What's his name?
Alex or Andy or Kurt
8. Congratulations! You just had a daughter. What's her name?
Alex, Evy, Alice or Star
9. What are you craving right now?
A good book and some pain killers.
10. What was the last thing you cried about?
I don't cry, so probably when my dog died.
11. When you buy something and your change is 2 cents, do you keep it or tell the cashier to keep it?
I put it in the charity box next to the register or the leave a penny dish.
12. What color is your tissue box?
A dark blue with polka dots or some shit.
13. Do you have a ceiling fan in your room, and if so, is there dust on that fan?
No.
14. What is the last voicemail you received about?
I had six when I got off work. One for a job interview, one from Phil, one from Ryan and three from my mom.
15. Have you ever blocked someone on MySpace before?
No
16. Scariest thing you've experienced in the last year?
I don't know, sometimes, life is just scary.
17. Do you wear a name tag at work?
If I remember
18. What kind of car do you drive?
'97 Ford Escort
19. Have you ever had a garage sale?
Yeah
20. What color is your iPod?
I'm gonna go with no.
21. What is the last alcoholic beverage you had?
It's been awhile. Probably a Bud Light.
22. Are you happy right now?
Why not.
23. Who came over last?
Your mom's face.
24. Do you drink beer?
Sometimes, I'm not really a fan, though.
25. Have your brothers or sisters ever told you that you were adopted?
All the time.
26. What is your favorite key on your key chain?
The one in my ignition.
27. What was the last movie you watched at home?
Good Luck Chuck
28. What is in your pocket?
A one-way ticket to paradise.
29. Who introduced you to your bf/gf/husband/wife?
Jesus
30. Where do you hurt?
I slept on my neck wrong.
31. Has someone ever made you a Build-A-Bear?
I wish.
32. What's something fun you did today?
Made valentine hearts at work
33. What is your favorite aisle at Wal-Mart?
Produce
34. When is your birthday?
July, 26th
35. Is there anything hanging from your rear view mirror?
Like, three air fresheners.
36. How many states in the US have you been to?
About 10, probably. I don't care enough to count.
37. What kind of milk do you drink?
Whatever's available but if I had a choice - skim, all the way.
38. What are you going to do after this?
Decide if I want to eat then go read.
39. Who was the last person you went shopping with?
My mommy
40. What is something you need to go shopping for?
Groceries
41. Do you have the same name as one of your relatives?
Nope.
42. What kind of car do your parents drive?
My dad drives a Chevy Suburban out of the 80s and my mom Drives a '04 Ford Windstar.
43. Do you like pickles?
NO.
44. Is someone in love with you?
Yeah.
45. What color is your couch?
We have a few, and they're a maroon red.
46. Has anyone ever mistaken you for a family member?
Over the phone.
47. Does someone like you right now?
Isn't this a little repetitive?
48. Say you were given a pregnancy test right now. Would you be positive or negative?
Negative.
49. Favorite pop-tart flavor?
TOASTER STRUTTLES.
50. Do you know anyone in jail/prison?
Know of them.
51. What are your plans for the weekend?
Work.
52. Do you like the color green?
Mosdef.
53. Who was the last person to send you a text message?
Ryan
54. Last restaurant you went to:
The cafe in Macy's
55. How many hours did you sleep for last night?
About six.
56. Do you swear at your parents?
Yeah
57. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
No
58. Have you ever changed your clothes while in a vehicle?
Anyone who's ever been in a car has.
59. What is your ringtone?
I don't even know any more. My phone is always on silent.
60. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Watching "Good Luck Chuck"