1. Create a Livejournal.

2. Sporadically update that Livejournal.

3. Neglect said Livejournal for two years.

4. Read what you wrote oh so many years ago.

5. WTF?

I hate the term "Science Fiction." Now, I don't hate scifi books...to the contrary, they are among my favorites ( Read more... )

I don't know if anyone who reads this has ever played Kingdom Hearts, or Resident Evil 4. You guys probably haven't. But by the gods, if you have, you must watch this video. I was laughing so hard I started crying. Leave a comment

So I've actually started listening to music while I do things on the computer now. Most of you know that this is a momentous fact ( Read more... )

Weird Al has created the greatest song ever. My MySpace now contains it.

Because honestly, do any of you know someone who's whiter or nerdier than I?

I didn't think so.

'Tis Talk Like a Pirate Day. Or, rather, 'twas Talk Like a Pirate Day. Avast, ye landlubbers, how can it be that ye did nae remember this, ye greatest of all ye pirate-related holidays? Ar. Truly, me eyes are fillin' wi' tears fer ye children, if this be the world we're leavin' 'em.

Half a league, half a league ( Read more... )

Eli: Sam, this is why girls don't like you.
Jakob: Not all girls dislike you. Just the ones with vaginas.

So the other day, my mother and I cleaned out my room. It was motivated by the discovery that a spider had seen fit to lay an egg on the ceiling, resulting in dozens of babies crawling around. We killed most of them with Raid and a vacuum, and placed the mother outside ( Read more... )

OMG T3H SAM IS UPDATINGZORZ!!1 ( Read more... )