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Apr 20, 2009 23:29

Shamelessly stolen from EVERYONE EVER.

1. TAKE ANY OF MY CHARACTERS.

2. TAKE ANY OF YOUR CHARACTERS.

3. GIVE THEM TO ME.

4. I WILL MAKE THEM HAVE CHILDREN, ONE WAY OR ANOTHER.

MWAHAHAHAHA.

[out of character], [ooc: meme]

Comments 17

kawaiispinel April 21 2009, 03:34:57 UTC

tryandmakemedie/technicallyiam

...yeah, that's the only one I can think of right now. XD

In which Missy pwns Noah at rasslin'... and a little baby is kind of doomed tryandmakemedie April 23 2009, 01:53:33 UTC

It was no real secret Noah and Missy used to wrestle late at night in Grant Park. It was a hard life, being among the group of demons that couldn’t roam the city anymore, because of the treaty, so they had to find alternate means of entertainment. No one wants a stir-crazy demon in their midst ( ... )

kawaiispinel April 23 2009, 01:56:09 UTC

OH THAT POOR BABY. XDDD This cracked me up so much.

ILU. And awww hellhound!Missy is so cute. I almost miss her... Almost.

yetregressing April 23 2009, 01:59:36 UTC

I feel like that little baby survived and grew up and had EPIC PROBLEMS like fears of the dark. Or something. I don't know.

Also, thank you! ILU2, and I miss Missy, even though Vaughn MOST DEFINITELY DOES NOT.

allmydiredreams April 21 2009, 04:26:37 UTC

tryandmakemedie/notsharing You know I had to. Horribly horribly fucked up cannibal children ftw.

If I think of another one I will commenty again, but yes. That is all I can think of right now.

So it's not cannibal children, exactly... also, I fail at writing Lexi... yeah. tryandmakemedie April 23 2009, 01:07:08 UTC

It wasn’t particularly surprising, when it happened. Rakshasa aren’t exactly known for their forethought, and sometimes if you just happen to meet on a hunt and weren’t expecting it, you forget to bring condoms. Noah didn’t even react when Lexi told him, just kind of blinked at her. “And when is the abortion scheduled ( ... )

jaeled April 21 2009, 07:57:53 UTC

...

>D

Aniki/Vaughn.

storyinmypocket April 21 2009, 12:10:19 UTC

tryandmakemedie/hymnsofgenocide

...What? You knew that was coming.

OH GOD I'M SO SORRY NOAH IS SO INSANE. tryandmakemedie April 25 2009, 02:39:18 UTC

It was such a shock when Noah opened his door; he just stared at it for a few seconds and then shut the door, ran back to the kitchen and opened the fridge. He grabbed a beer out, tore off the cap and downed the whole thing, exhaling heavily as he finished and threw the empty bottle into the trash. He shook his head, rolled his shoulders to look up, and then walked slowly to the door and reopened it ( ... )

Re: OH GOD I'M SO SORRY NOAH IS SO INSANE. tryandmakemedie April 25 2009, 02:39:31 UTC

It was absolutely silent when he opened the bathroom door, as if the thing knew what was coming next.

It was so easy-baby skin is so thin, the veins are so tiny, all it takes is one tiny slice and out it goes. Noah stood over it for a while, his head cocked to one side as he watched the thing twitch a little bit, then go limp. He bent down, picked it up and walked with it cradled against his chest, the soaked blanket staining his shirt. He threw it into a pillow case, then bent down to scribble a note to Jer.

“Jer-Got your ‘gift’. Hilarious. Took care of it. Can’t want to see you again.”

He paused before writing his name, and then glanced at the pillowcase that was slowly gathering stains. He smiled a little to himself, and then finished it off with large, flowery script.

“Love, Noah.”

al;skdfjpawioefjplkwsdfo storyinmypocket April 25 2009, 07:26:57 UTC

AUGH.

Just... AUGH.

I can't think of anything else to say except AUGH.

I like it! It's awesome! But... AUGH.

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hey_capn_jack April 21 2009, 16:02:15 UTC

C'mon. It's gotta be cookiesandhugs/samsara_dharma.

:)? cookiesandhugs April 27 2009, 02:36:14 UTC

It shouldn’t have been the surprise it was to some people, really, when Gladys stepped out of the Conrad basement elevator, dragging a dented Red Flyer wagon behind her, the wagon filled with empty cookie trays, various holiday-themed plates, and a tiny baby wrapped up in a bunch of napkins ( ... )

Re: :)? cookiesandhugs April 27 2009, 02:36:56 UTC

She went back into the common room, shaking out a terrycloth towel with a smile on her face. Karu still hadn’t moved, but Gladys just shrugged and picked the baby up. “Come over here, you ought to know how to do this too.” She took a few paper towels, placed them on the table and moved to put the baby down too, then remembered she had forgotten something. “Here! Hold him! I’ll be right back!” She rushed back to the kitchen, grabbing her massive purse off the counter and digging around in it. “I KNOW you’re in there,” she said to it, shaking it a little bit, and then pulling bag after bag of cookies and tissues and little pieces of garbage out. “Aha!” She extracted a plastic baggy full of safety pins, grabbing it and rushing back into the common room. “Found them!” she said, waving them in Karu’s face. Karu half-smiled confusedly, but didn’t say anything-she hadn’t said a single word yet. Gladys didn’t mind much-she was a little busy at the moment. “Here, down on the table, down on the table.” Karu moved and put him down on the table, ( ... )

samsara_dharma April 27 2009, 02:44:56 UTC

Aww. Those two. And for Gladys this is just the most natural thing in the world.

(Karu is so confused. Says that she usually comes in at the other end of people's lives.)