I want to be a nerd
‡ Application ‡
Simples:
.x. Name: Tiffany
.x. Age: 21
.x. Gender: Female
.x. Sexuality: -I am on the fence i dont know what to consider myself .I played in the minors in high school so i guess bi-sexual would work well.
Favorite:
.x. Song: Bon jovi - " It's My Life"
.x. Quote: " I do what i want, when i want and i dont ask questions!"
.x. Color:Red, orange, Yellow anything vibrant works for me.
.x. Food: Potatoes, Bread, Dr.Pepper.
.x. Class: Bio 2- anatomy
.x. Emotion:: Deranged
Specifics:
.x. List at least four reason for being a loser:1. When I was in grade school I wore 2 pairs of socks to school each day. Not because my feet were cold it was because I was trying to excessorize by having two different color socks.
2. I am on the computer 24/7 not because I have nothing better to do, but because I am too lazy to get my fat ass up and do something constructive.
3. I hate to say this but I ate at the loser table in high school. You know the one that each kid had a calculator on hand every minute of the day. I enjoyed doing calculus while strolling down the hall.
4. My nickname is high school and to this day is cookie, due to the fact that no matter where i am you can always find me munching on an oreo.
5. My favorite appetizing snack after a hard days work is a good jar of pickle juice. mmmmm. Oh yes right from the jar .
6. The fact that you all asked for 4 answers and I gave you 6 makes me a loser.
.x. Why should you be a member of this community: Because i am and forever will be a loser and i am proud of that accomplishment. I am a very blunt person I tell people what I am thinking at all times .
.x. Where did you come across this community: I found you off a search bar Whooopiii.
.x. What makes you laugh when you're sad: My son... He is 1 and he just makes the cutest faces. Plus he gives great hugs so that normally does the trick.
.x. Social Status: Shit I dont think I even have a status. I guess I would be considered a nerd . I dont know i dont get out much.
*Either Or*> Explain reasoning thoroughly.
Cat or Dog: Dog. Because dogs are so damn adorable and u can wrestle with them in mud puddles in the back yard and they wont get scared and run away.Plus i prefer dogs i find it way easier to teach a dog to pee outside then it is to teach a cat to pee in a litter box.
Ketchup or Mustard: Mustard. Because when mixed with mayo it makes the tastiest dip for fries in the world. Mustard has all kinds of variety where ketchup does not granted u can get ketchup in colors but mustard comes in flavors.
Steak Sauce or Ketchup: Steak sauce preferrable A-1. I think that the right steak sauce can make the best meals. for Instance when making chicken cubes dose them with steak sauce and its like a tangy delight.
Eyeliner or Eyeshadow: Eye shadow : Because it hurts me when i try and put on eye liner. I mean I always end up poking myself in the eye with thee pen and i dont know about you but after awhile i dont think i would want shit in my eye anymore.
Red or Black:Red: because its vibrant and reminds me roses which i am allegric too but i think are the most perfect things every put on the planet.
Rock or Emo: Rock I have no clue what emo is . But i would have picked rock anyways. You cannot get any better then steven tyler in areosmith rocking away . I mean where would this world be without Bon jovi, or the rolling stones.
Pop or Country: Country , Because I love my hick music . country is the soul of this nation. But i am baised for i am a redneck and I would not change it for the world.
Dell or HP [computer]:Dell. Once again I am baised for the gifted machine that I am on right now is a dell and without it I would have nothing to do.
Soda or Koolaid: KOOL- AID, But it has to be real kool aid not the store brand. mmmm... kool-aid nursed me through my childhood. Ice blue rasberry lemonade is the greatest flavor there is out there.
Comedy or Horror:Comedy: because laughing helps your blood presser and its good for you. Plus horror films freak me out honestly . Thirteen ghosts gave me night terrors for a month.
Glass or Plastic:Plastic; having kid it is much easier to use plastic . plus plastic is easier to return to kroger for a $0.10 refund that glass because plastic has 3 machines and glass only has 1 . I am not one who likes to wait in line.
Recycle or Reuse:Recycle: because in michigan I get money for recycleing and it helps the earth to boot.
Pencil or Pen: Pen: Because once in grade school this kid got a pencil stabbed into his leg on the school bus to this day i have been frightened of pencils.
Night or Day:Night: I like the dark. dark is good.
What is the first sentence you think of when you read this, and why?Why am I reading this sentence about reading a sentence. Because I am a goof and have weird moods sometimes and thats what i thought i swear too you i had to read it twice to make sure i read it correctly . Oh wait not that sentence the ones below damn i am confused.
There's a leprechaun in my basement. :Go get Some Lucky charms and Have Breakfast. Because I always think of food and leprechauns bring two things to my mind lucky charms and that horror film with the little green guy on a tricycle.
I wonder how many licks it takes to get the center or a tootsie pop? : Rasberry tootsie pops are sooo good. because i am hungry and now i am craving a toosie pop.
I have a phone call, I hope it's not my invisible friend.. He's pissed at me! :Bob aint called me in years. Because bob is my invisable friend or at least was. We lost touch through the years and i miss the walks we used to take and the games we use to play.
What the fuck is your problem you stupid son of a cracker! : You are my problem you white trash swamp whore.because i love getting into name throwing fights with people to see how riled up i get them.
The last time I ate an M&M, I found it on the ground. It was chewy. Is that bad? : did you pick it up within 5 secounds of dropping it. i am a firm believer of the 5 secound rule always have been .
I think I just ate my stereo! :What channel was it on, because I am wondering what would compell a person to eat a stereo , if not to get rid of horrifying music playing upon it.
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