Pink Slips *locked from work - but not Aisling or Katia*

[cooknthegang]

Well this year is off to a proper shit start. And that's saying something given my having a long and detailed history of proper shit New Years Days. You try having a birthday on international hangover day and tell me how fucking celebrated you feel

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[tattooedmisery]

...why do you even want to run that sh*t? Seriously. Your sh*t is so much sh*ttier than my sh*t. And I used to hang out with a guy who picked up jailbait every year to make himself feel special.

The guy sounds like a huge douche. Do I even want to meet him? Am I going to get one of those pink slips?

Also...um...happy birthday?

[cooknthegang]

I want to run it because I'm fuckin' good at it. Plus, the awesome healthcare. God, I bet you don't even know we have a healthcare plan. Actually, do you even have a bank account? Now I just keep thinking of all the basic human 101 shit you almost definitely don't have. You're like a Sims character set to zero life skills points, yeah?

He's totally a huge douche. If I can't get him to pay attention to the fact that I'm the shit at my job, I don't know how he's going to pay attention to your actually being shit at yours.

Thanks, I guess?

[tattooedmisery]

I have a bank account, you tart.

...I never needed healthcare before. And I don't know what a Sims character is, but I'm going to call you a b*tch for it anyway. Bitch.

You want to go out for birthday drinks or something?

[foryourreview]

Professionalism is in discretion, Cassiopeia. Perhaps you should look into it, if you want your relationship with your boss to improve.

I trust you and Ember received the birthday card we sent you?

[cooknthegang]

Yeah, unlike certain other businessmen I know, dad, I don't really think he's checking for my journal entries.

We did. You didn't have to send money.

Thanks though.