i had a dream last night
What a lovely dream it was.
It was a Wednesday of the future, top five I believe because Syesha wasn't there. Lol. Anyway, everyone's onstage with Seacrest and he just goes down the line and says if you're safe; none of the bottom three whatever nonsense. Pretty sure Archie and Carly were safe, then David has to leave Jason in the B2 to go to his chair/stool (the couch disappeared to allow for boytouching as you will know in a moment -- thanks brain). Anyway, sorry Brooke, but Jason was deemed safe and everyone cheered a lot. Jason himself was happy because he gets another week with David. So he jogs over there and hops onto his chair, then does some sort of goofy laugh/arm flail thing and starts to TOPPLE OVER. It was so clumsy and dorky and Castro. So David lunges for Jason/the chair, reaching around his far shoulder and way across his lap to catch him (aka unnecessary closeness) and bring him back. Jason is wiggling like the ADD child he is and I guess David is used to being the one to put the cork in it, but he loses himself for a moment and totally gropes the hell out of dreadboy on live television. Like, he retreats his hands but it's done in a sexy/slow drag of one hand down and across Jason's back as his other hand goes UP the inside of Jay's thigh, over his crotch, tummy, to his chest, back down the same route, and then he sat back. David realized what he did and started doing that cute bashful thing he does and Jason was just sitting there lol-ing like a dumbass and everyone else was like O.O?!
Even Seacrest was scandalized.