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One more day until the world sees the beginning of total hell break loose. Of course I mean the holiday season. This is the time of year, when nice every day soccer moms push, shove, cuss, and drive insanely around to get the new Jim-Bob action figure doll for little Timmy. It's insanity! Whoever the idiot was who put Halloween, Thanksgiving, and ( Read more... )

Can't you just hear the sound of turkies neck's snapping, and farmers whistling while they work,because I can. The smell and sound of Thanksgiving is in the air. The true meaning of Thanksgiving is not about the family, friends, or tradtion, but mainly of two things; eating way too much and watching rediculous amounts of football. Yes, that always ( Read more... )

What an absolutely worthless day at school today. I must proclaim this juncture to be true because, well it is. Let me run you step by step of my day ( Read more... )

Today seemed to be a somewhat interesting day. I must say that I didn't expect too much from the monotonous and usuall regime that I constantly do on Saturdays. This schedule includes: waking at around the crack of noon, eating lunch, and watching college football until my head is full of useless knowledge and eyes usually blood-shot from the ( Read more... )

Hello, I welcome those who are up and reading my account of my life. You are brave, brave souls ( Read more... )

I know that I haven't updated this thing in two weeks. I would like to say in my defense that I never imagined that I could become so popular on this just by telling one person. Anyways, in case you just want to hear what happened over the past two weeks, then I will update you ( Read more... )

Wow, how exciting. Now I'm going to get laughed at by some Japanese dude who thinks that his life is cooler than mine. I think this is actually rather stupid, if you want to know the truth. I mean I get to display my personal life to people who don't even know me, heck why don't those people just move in with me, and instead of reading about my ( Read more... )