Comments | cool_kenya: This was not part of the job orientation package.

cool_kenya

This was not part of the job orientation package.

Jul 02, 2009 16:41

The fact that I'm going to get felt up by this moving plant when moving into my assigned room should have been written in BIG BOLD
letters as part of my employment package.

Excuse me while I go to the nearest hardware store and buy myself a chainsaw.

chainsaw, perverts, moving in

Comments 42

evil_twin_inc July 2 2009, 09:22:03 UTC

Tell me if that worked, the flamethrower didn't.

And, err. Welcome, I guess?

cool_kenya July 3 2009, 01:27:22 UTC

Why didn't the flamethrower work? It's a plant. It should have burned, right?

Oh. Thanks.

evil_twin_inc July 3 2009, 05:46:27 UTC

Yeah, that's what I thought.

kingofhyoutei July 2 2009, 13:58:34 UTC

If the chainsaw works, you get a big bonus.

cool_kenya July 3 2009, 01:32:52 UTC

I'd better for risking life and limb doing this.

gummy_tensai July 2 2009, 14:00:12 UTC

Wanna borrow a sword? =D

cool_kenya July 3 2009, 01:30:06 UTC

Nah, the chainsaw should be fine.

gummy_tensai July 3 2009, 03:18:03 UTC

Trust me, newbie, you're going to need all the help you can get.

cool_kenya July 3 2009, 03:24:03 UTC

I don't think the sword will do any better than my chainsaw.

Thread 6

desuuuu July 2 2009, 14:55:09 UTC

It was a hug desu

And welcome to L'Atobe Ositari-san desu :DDD

cool_kenya July 3 2009, 01:34:32 UTC

Hugs don't usually go beneath the waist.

Thanks.

desuuuu July 3 2009, 04:38:16 UTC

Maybe he couldn't reach that high desu

cool_kenya July 4 2009, 06:20:21 UTC

It's still a pervert.

Thread 9

naturallywhite July 3 2009, 02:15:09 UTC

Didn't read the fine print did you?

cool_kenya July 3 2009, 03:24:34 UTC

It wasn't there.