Word Games again - and 1-2-3-4-5-6 (from Aaron)

[cool_moose]

Once again, The Washington Post has published the winning   submissions to its yearly neologism contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words: - >>
The winners are:

1. Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs.

2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have  gained.

3. Abdicate (v.), to give up

Comments

[zinear]

abdicate (v.): (2): to give up having toned abdominal muscles on account of the fact that maintaining them requires more attention than they are probably worth. Or, perhaps, I am just a bad strength trainer. ;)

[mark3]

Good Lord I hope our President doesn't see this list, it will leave him completely confused over words in his speeches. (Not that he isn't already)
~Mark

[runnerup]

I love wordplay. I especially like nos. 3, 5, 7, and 13. :)

And then there's MATH ...

[cool_moose]

The New Math