Yep, it's that time of year again! By best friend Tonks' Undetermined Age Birthday!!!
BABE! LOOK AT ALL THE WEIRD CRAP I FOUND FOR YOU!!
Because it's so freaking weird!
It lets ya do all the fun of bein' a real DJ, but WITH YOUR FREAKING HAND!
Sal's looking after the kids, I'm taking you ta dinner. Or rather, you're going to eat lots of food while I pretend to. You're choice, pick anywhere and we shall go, madam! Happy birthday, Babe. Love ya lots! <3