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[cooladamh]

The Jolly Rancher is a wild member of the Frutus Candius family, commonly found in chapparal and deciduous regions, but indigenous only to it's native Wyoming. Every male Rancher eventually develops into one of a variety of different colors and flavors. All women Ranchers are destined to be pineapples, but that is Mother Nature for you.

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[subjectruin]

I have long feared the complex and utterly frightening siamese Rancher, not only due to its mouth-immortality, but also to its homosexuality. Let's be frank, the fags scare me, especially when manifested in candy form.

I only hope that the cunning nature of the Ranchers steers them in a direction that is opposite of complete and total human annihilation. If the Ranchers rise up against the bipeds, may God have mercy on our souls. Mating season is a bad time to irritate these blends of partially hydrogenated corn syrup and sugary extracts.

[bendinga]

seriously, those mutant ranchers are more vicious than jolly, they'd pull a molar out faster than a breakman on a boxcar!

... but seriously, what-up cooladamh? long time to LJ! how was the summer and all? it is you, kwock, jp and... cesar? right? anways i'll have to come over for a tetra fight night... peace.

[cooladamh]

wom-ben! yea man its gonna be a betta fight-to-the-finish. place ur bets soon, cause fiddy's goin off at 50:1. alrighty seeya soon