"Overseas Marines Declare Selves 'Cooler' Than Army"

[coolascoleman]

i hit a skunk with my car tonight. and good god did it reek. my eyes started to tear, i thought i was going to have to pull over. the only thing i could even think to do was immediately go get the car washed. what a horrible animal. they must just panic and release every drop they have, because i mean... it was that bad.

Comments

[i_am_randy]

Oh God, Coleman. That is HILARIOUS!

[nordictrack]

stellar.

yeah, we had this dead cat laying next to the road for about a month or so. you could really track the decomposition of the animal. at first we were like "awwww, the cute little kitty looks like he's sleeping" then it began to fall apart and smell horrible, and i was the only one going "awwwwwww, look at the cute little kitty" because it was kinda funny for the fact that the kitty was no longer cute, and it smelt like hot rancid death.

[coolascoleman]

hahah "hot rancid death." well put