Can you hold my hand and show me how to eat it, too?
Is it any wonder that I try desperately not to look around my world too much, because when I do, I see nothing but things (and very, VERY often, people) that want to make me weep in frustration and anger? The utter feeling of helplessness when faced with the sheer enormity of stupid makes me want to off myself, honestly.
Then I have some chocolate and things are good again. :)
And yet, no matter how hard you try or where you turn, there's no escaping how downright DUMB our society is, is there?
(You can tell I'm from Canada- everything is in two languages. It's the law!)
Because I can't possibly figure out how to fucking open a chocolate bar by myself. Oh, it gets better...
*sigh* Thank your lucky stars I registered my gun in accordance to the BILLION DOLLAR* gun registry in Canada, or there'd be violence.
And still, I rail against the system, even in my small ways. Notice I opened the damn chocolate bar from the other (non-directed) end.
Take THAT, you bitches!
(*We're so polite up here, even the criminals registered their guns. What? You mean they didn't? SHOCKER!!)
Then I have some chocolate and things are good again. :)
And yet, no matter how hard you try or where you turn, there's no escaping how downright DUMB our society is, is there?
(You can tell I'm from Canada- everything is in two languages. It's the law!)
Because I can't possibly figure out how to fucking open a chocolate bar by myself. Oh, it gets better...
*sigh* Thank your lucky stars I registered my gun in accordance to the BILLION DOLLAR* gun registry in Canada, or there'd be violence.
And still, I rail against the system, even in my small ways. Notice I opened the damn chocolate bar from the other (non-directed) end.
Take THAT, you bitches!
(*We're so polite up here, even the criminals registered their guns. What? You mean they didn't? SHOCKER!!)